The Pickering Post
Friday, 21st July 2017

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Dear Mr Turnbull,

Congratulations on your new poll, but Dad says you can’t win any elections unless you fix the mozzie hello certification thing and look, we still can’t get more than $14 for our house on Ebay since the Farkhaeds moved in next door.


PRESIDENT TALKS TO PUTIN, COMMITS HIGH TREASON

…oh, hang on, that’s Obama isn’t it?

And that’s how crazy this Russian bullshit is! One President speaks to another President at a G20 meeting and forgets to tell CNN? I thought that’s what was meant to happen at G20 meetings. Had Trump avoided Putin the CNN headline would be: “TRUMP SNUBS PUTIN, RISKS WORLD WAR III".


THANK GOD SHE'S GONE... but look who they replaced her with!

I took a chance, nervously fingered the remote, and switched to ABC TV last night. I wanted to know if it had improved, as it used to be my regular Monday night TV must but I had sworn off that channel as I cannot afford any more new TVs.


WHY EVEN TURNBULL WILL BEAT SHORTEN

Abbott is right, the Liberal Party must revert to its roots. Not because, as Greiner suggests, the Party will otherwise lose to Shorten, but because it's Menzies' Liberal Party and Shorten is simply unelectable anyway… along with a few other reasons.


WHY ARE GAYS TERRIFIED OF A PLEBISCITE?... BECAUSE IT WILL FAIL

Contrary to what media says, a plebiscite on gay marriage has no chance of getting up and therefore no chance of becoming law, when gay marriage should be law. Almost everyone who is asked in endless surveys if they agree with gay marriage will say “yes” without hesitation. But if asked to respond to what the proposed legislation will actually say in plebiscite form they will unhesitatingly say “no”.


HAVE BASTARDS LIKE THIS DESTROYED OUR TENNIS MAJOR?

Journeying from Northern Hemisphere winters and Christmas breaks, is the wrong time of year for most players anyway, but questions are being asked whether we actually deserve a tennis major like we once did, now that European countries like Russia, France, Spain and Germany are way more deserving.


SOON THE TWAIN SHALL MEET

Communist Russia was once the darling of the entire Left. How quickly things change when you think you were dudded in an election. It’s all nonsense of course, as all nations try to influence other nations’ elections, more so now because they are cyber IT efficient.


HOW DARE YOU LIKEN YOURSELF, OR YOUR GOVERNMENT, TO THAT OF MENZIES’?

Would Gillard liken herself to Emmeline Pankhurst? Would Rudd liken himself to Jesus Christ? Well, um, probably… but for the extensively flawed Lib leader in Turnbull to liken himself, or his ideology, to that of the great Ming is a ludicrous proposition. No Mr Turnbull, the only thing you should liken yourself to is lichen itself.


BELIEVE THIS CHARLATAN AT YOUR (AND OUR) OWN PERIL, TURNBULL

If Syria’s Bashar Assad was warning citizens of impending gas bombing while selling gas masks to the poor bastards, it would be analogous of Al Gore’s climate warnings while making a carbon credits killing.


MAL AND LUCY GO FOR A MILE-HIGH, FRANCAISE BALANCOIRE BILATERAL

Emmanuel Macron describes himself as an egalitarian Centrist which, in French terms, is close to a Verdant Marxist and fits well with our dear leader’s philosophy. Mal and Lucy are comfortable within the President’s and his wife’s rules. Very Green, very EU, very global warmist, very (small l) liberal and very open borders, where every line imaginable can be crossed.


TRUMP HAS TO STAND FIRM ON GLOBAL WARMING CRAP

Donald Trump will find it a little lonely at this G20 only because he has walked away from the fraudulent Global Warming Paris Accord. But others will follow him now that a US absence makes the Accord even more unviable and disastrous for an energy hungry world.


WHAT THEY REALLY TALK ABOUT AT G20s

I would like to be a fly on the wall at only one G20 meeting ever….and that’s this one! Naturally the Left media are promoting a Russia-US showdown over their claim that Putin cost Hillary an election. What bloody rubbish!


TAKE THIS OBESE JERK OUT NOW!

…because the damage will be greater later!

I suggested May first this year as a likely date that Pyongyang would be destroyed after Trump had drawn a line in the sand in late April. That small window has closed and Trump’s confidence in China’s ability to assist in closing the Kid down has been shattered.


BRING ABBOTT IN OUT OF THE COLD

… or Turnbull dies a slow death

The Prime Minister’s recent remarks confirm his agenda… he couldn’t give a stuff what Party he leads as long as he has his eyes on the prize of an Islamic-sympathetic republic. He might bask in out-polling Shorten as preferred PM but I have a sick guinea pig that could do that.


HEY RALPH… BETTER STAY WHERE YOU ARE DIGGER!

The sale of the infamous Kerr Street property in February of 1996 could have occurred only with the agreement of Wilson’s bagman, Ralph Blewitt. He held the title. The proceeds of the subsequent sale are alleged to have gone to both.


VICPOL GONE FISHING WITHOUT MUCH BAIT

How Pell can get a fair trial is a mystery. How alleged victims can recall dates and times from half a century ago will be problematic and a right feast for any defence counsel.


GETTING SICK IN AMERICA IS A WEALTH HAZARD

The US is falling into a universal, socialist, unaffordable, health care system like that in the UK and Oz, most of Europe of course, Asia and even South America. It seems there is nowhere else to go for the Yanks, as a core promise in repealing and replacing the doomed Obamacare is a guaranteed coverage for pre-existing conditions.

Poll

Is the new Home Office umbrella purely political?

Oz Trivia

Yves St. Laurent was born Henri Donat Mathieu, but in what country?

Word of the day

You’ll need to leg it 5,280 feet for this rocky, significant, life event?