Backbencher Arty gets an invite from a Cairns mate to go game fishing. “Your wife will kill you, the kids’ school fees are due next week”, said Beccy, his secretary. “No worries”, said Arty.

“Just call the local Lions Club and tell them I’ll be in Cairns that week and I would like to address them on double deductions I intend to propose to fundraising in a private member’s Bill.

“Then get them to write a letter of invitation with the details.”

“Okay, that takes care of the airfares, hotel accommodation, tucker, a hire car and out of pocket expenses.”

“Are you taking your wife?” asked Beccy. “Of course not, that would be cheating”, said Arty.

“But if you are up for a bit of slap and tickle, you can come.”

“Okay” said Beccy.

And that’s the way it works, doesn’t it fellas? Well, it did when I was there.

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craigh
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craigh

Is this out of your album, Larry? Is so, you’ve always been a good looking sort!

HanseaticKid
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HanseaticKid

Just a nice pair, if I do say so!

Dawalt
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Dawalt

Where oh where are the SMH journo’s. now, right now , over this fact. You know where? They’re still there, pushing the Abbott, Abbott, Abbott line. Hypocrites come in all shapes and sizes and most of them work for Fairfax or ABC. Not a peep today, on our ABC or Fairfax, name and shame this shambolic lot of socialist luuvie media types, they need to be shown what it feels like to be under the spotlight.

Shotgun
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Shotgun

That wouldn’t be a young Conroy would it? Can remember something about him and a fishing expedition some time back.

ZER5
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ZER5

Yep Red Emporers for sure

EsraStar
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EsraStar

Just a couple of Red Emperors,Jen.

johnmack56
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johnmack56

Hey it’s only recently that a public servant had her workcover claim overturned by the High Court for being injured while having sex in her motel room.
The Government has paid her legal bills.

johnmack56
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johnmack56

He told me that he received the “living away from home allowance.

johnmack56
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johnmack56

All of them cheat.
I used to work the night shift at a motel in Adelaide. The cheapest room, 15 years ago, was $40-00.
A Senator would request the cheap room. Book in then go across the street for a cheap pizza and then buy a six pack from the bottle further down the street.

NoosaDuck
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NoosaDuck

Not necessarily so Larry and you know that ….but in some circumstances it come close.

rgren2
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rgren2

Nice pair, of Reds.

AussieGreg
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AussieGreg

Yep, put me down for a “Rort” with Becky too……………………..