Hair shampoos, and particularly hair conditioners, make billions for chemical companies but they damage your hair causing dryness, lack of lustre and split ends. Your hair will look good for a day or two but it then reverts to a worse mess than it was before. Wanna know why?

Simply because it takes three months for your scalp’s natural oils to reach your hair tips that the highly astringent shampoos and conditioners have destroyed. Then it becomes necessary for you to return to the chemist for the rest of your life to buy more of the same crap that caused your problem in the first place. 

I recall you always looked better on Mondays and Tuesdays, so I presume your shower day was Sunday.

Of course the chemicals are disguised with lemon and the aroma of a variety fresh fruits so you could feel and smell nice until Wednesday, but then it all went downhill from there.

Stop using those shampoos and conditioners and your hair will return to its original condition within ninety days. Well, it will for most people.

You won’t do that of course, because you don’t want your hair looking like a pelican’s nest (which it sort of does anyway) for three months… and neither do the chemical companies want you to do that. 

Have a look at the beautiful hair of remote island natives. They have never used anything but clean water and natural coconut on their hair. 

Compare the three months it will cost to regain the beautifully natural hair, I presume you once had, with the cost of buying that chemical crap for the rest of your life. 

Those slow motion ads of yummy women with flowing tresses glistening in the sunlight are dishonest. And you of all people should know about dishonest ads!

If a chemical company can sell you something that harms you, and at the same time compels you to buy more, is that not in the same category as the insidious drugs they also sell you and us (via GPs)?

Then again I think the Afghan-hound-with-the-mange style sort of suits.

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ApplePie

Are you doing time travel?

JohnDounton
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How come there are still people who vote Labor, do we have that many dole bludgers and public servants?

Brains
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Well she also started the vaccine fraud of pushing Gardasil the same way and passed it on to Tanya Plibersek to also kill and abuse children physically, with all vaccines not working and the manufacturer Merk saying they never tested the Pertussis vaccine. Now all those vaccinated are getting Pertussis,so where is the BS of Herd immunity now. and now Bully Gates had 47500 vaccinated for Polio and 47500 have all now got Polio.obviously works well….. (info from the Deccan Chronicle).

EsraStar
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Oh Really,,,we have our differences and that is ok with me but you have spoken about people being trolls on this site.
I would direct your attention to a post and conversation between Diddums and myself about the death of Phil Everly from the Everly brothers on the latest topic thread.I know you have had your run ins with Diddums as well but if this is not the work of a troll,i dont know what is.
I hope you take this in good faith.

busterhooks
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reminds me of a study done some years back into who had the healthiest hair, they looked at all sorts of people in all kinds of lifestyles, including the rich and famous etc, turned out the ‘dero’ on the park bench who rarely washed had the healthiest hair!

ApplePie
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ApplePie

Dear SG – I approach you with respect and great caution. I hesitate to put forward my humble query. Here it is anyway. Do you have some technique and secret in detecting the gender of posters when they only seem to use all these funny names and pictures? Just asking. It’s not keeping me awake or anything. You don’t have to answer. Can you tell if I’m a crusty ol guy, a mature lady, a hot young chick or a gay stud??

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I have seen a few heavy smokers die of what was probably smoking related disease but they all lived a relatively full life. You have to die of something right. Similarly I have seen others die who have never smoked or drank for that matter. However I have never seen someone’s eyes bulge or feet rot or mouth become a bulbous cancer infestation. I’d have thought with this pandemic of ghastly death there’d have been more instances or tales but it remains it appears exclusively for the cigarette packaging to illustrate. Anyone know of a smoker whose body has become… Read more »

phantom1
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smart one if you know anything about blogger etiquette you would know not to be the administrator of thought or to troll

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I think Nicola’s got the message about shampoos – WD40’s the go . . .

1rdoval@gmail.com
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1rdoval@gmail.com

One boat from Indonesia this week, none from Antarctica.

BillyBigEars
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Fuck off you idiot, the shit you write is not even worth reading.

BillyBigEars
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BillyBigEars

Yes you have, and to many others as well. You have a short memory but its obvious to most posters that you are deranged.

Batman
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The more I look at that photo, the more I wish I hadn’t.

Corporalselwyngeorge
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tell them there dreamin

Batman
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Batman

Oh, forget it. I see it in your first post.

Batman
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What’s the address tt?

PaulNT
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I shudder to think what Bronwyn Bishop and Julie Bishop are washing and setting their scalps with?? Concrete? wood lacquer? fibreglass resin?

ZER5
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Process your info you will soon find out TT

ZER5
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ZER5

Don’t do it

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I worked in a factory that manufactured shampoos and conditioners for hairdressing salons. We had a huge tank filled with a clear, glutinous liquid. Every so often we’d decant some of the liquid into a 205 litre container, wack in some essence and colouring and hey presto!! you’d made the product. We’d do this with herbal, coal tar, coconut oil or whatever else the customer wanted. If you wanted pooh coloured and scented shampoo we could do it, basically, it was all the same stuff. The shampoo cost 5c a litre to make but was sold to the shops customers… Read more »

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I wouldn’t mind having a greasy Roxonesque mop . . . better than nuffink (as the alternative PM and Ms Roxon’s ex-beau might put it)

BillyBigEars
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BillyBigEars

Hope you enjoyed the cooking sherry, its sent you completely around the twist.

Anyone who would even think about stalking an idiot like you is already in a loonie bin.

PietdeGroot
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How the hell did rocks-in-her head-On sleep with small willie shortenarse? I know they both deserved each other but … they must both have very low standards!

Journalistssuck
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Journalistssuck

No matter what this thing does to itself, it will always be completely ugly, and nasty

Sparkyq
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Hi all. Following lg’s post take a look at this clip. Very, very funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03SWGkxt72A#t=36

NoosaDuck
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NoosaDuck

Actually I have been using oatmeal soap & shampoo for a very long time…but despite what the scientists say about oats…it has not helped lower my cholesterol any….

NoosaDuck
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IE…Oatmeal soap…..Oatmeal shampoo & conditioner….they even have it for dogs & cats.
its effective & does not dry the natural oil out of my feathers like chemical shampoos do
You can eat oatmeal if you wish they say that its good for you actually…..personally I hate the stuff

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Poor Professor Turney. I imagine he and his band of ‘scientists’ had their trip report, ‘readings’ and conclusions all written out before the trip started. No doubt hoping to enjoy a few days of pleasant cruising, laying back, good tucker, booze, even fornication with a bit of luck. Unfortunately the climate didn’t follow the script. Life’s a bitch!