An Islamic terrorist who had recruited a group of “learner” suicide bombers was giving instructions on detonation procedures in a secure outpost north of Baghdad. 

The attentive class, obviously salivating over their respective virgins in waiting, were Iraqi nationals and Al Queda rebel fighters from the Syrian war.

The instructor, according to a New York Times report, unfortunately used a demo vest that had not been disarmed. When he pressed the hand-held button, the whole encampment went up in a violent explosion, killing himself and all 21 of his suicide students.

Seems such a waste of otherwise healthy suicide bombers. 

There is some conjecture as to whether they will still qualify for their quota of virgins, seeing not one infidel was injured… except for some US troops who witnessed the explosion from a distance.

Apparently they were nursing seriously bruised ribs from rolling in the dirt convulsed with laughter.

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What is the pity is that more often than not it is the lost who are targeted for this role: the “fallen” women , the potential gays, the retards petty criminals all of whom wish to atone for their “sins”.

Lever_94
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More human waste for the 72 club. We are going need more virgins. Ranger Up.

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The instructor must have seen that Billy Connolly skit. …”Right lads, I’m only going to show you this once!”… Now the world is 22 wankers short. Trouble is – some of them are probably just kids like the one in the picture

Peter49
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Peter49

And I thought it was only the IRA who were in the habit of blowing themselves and their fellow terrorists up!

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General Cosgrove was interviewed on TV recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. This is a portion of an ABC interview between a female journalist Leigh Sales and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. LEIGH SALES: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We’re going to teach… Read more »

Lauretta
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Lauretta

Tomorrow on “A Current Affair” they will talk about why so many young Australian are converting to Islam. I did not know there were many and this is very disturbing and frightening. Young minds are vulnerable and easy to be influenced and these people are cunning and know how to catch young souls. Another reason why we should do every possible effort to limit the number of these lunatics into this country.

PeterHardon
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PeterHardon

That’s all bullshit about seventy two virgins. A university professor proved that the translation was botched and what they get is seventy two grapes. Good to see twenty one of the dickheads go boom in one hit. They’re what you call good moslems. Pity they weren’t Somalis. Somalis are brown because that is the colour of shit.

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KILROYWASHERE

Hey – I had a .gif cartoon zactly like this

SaveAus
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SaveAus

At last ! a good news story about Islam

Sheepish
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Sheepish

That is bloody priceless!

ThePragmatist
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ThePragmatist

See? There is a God. Here is my prayer. Ha ha ha. Amen.

Lauretta
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Lauretta

If we smack our children it is considered child abuse but they can continue the barbaric practice of genital mutilation to young girls and we tolerate it ? It should be made illegal and criminal. Ignore their barbaric stone aged so culture. This is Australia, all children have the same rights. The law needs to be clear and with no exceptions. If not who knows what will happen in a few years time.

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Message on Senator Michaelia Cash’s fb page: “The recent news about child marriages within Islam should not surprise or alarm anyone who is familiar with the teachings of Islam. I would encourage you to learn about Islam says about women, children (child sex), gays and incitement to kill, abuse and terrorise non Muslims. Mosques are built to promote Islam and all of its teachings. It is my view that some of those teachings amount to sedition, and incitement to violence, especially against women, children, gay and unbelievers. Would you consider giving an audience to organisations such as The Q Society… Read more »