Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement. 

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place, an Olympic size swimming pool, a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighbourhood. It would have parking for 200 plus cars and I want to paint it bog green with pink trim.  

The Council told me; “Forget  it… IT AIN 'T GONNA HAPPEN!”  How unfriendly is that?
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'mosque'.  
Work starts on Monday.  

I just love Green councils!

 

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bobby
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bobby

yeah they will be marrying 9 year old girls there before long look at what is going on in libya, what are the green lesbians gonna do about that

johnmack56
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johnmack56

green. To vote for the greens is absolute stupidity. Just look at shy. She can’t distinguish between the programme “Patrol Boat” and what is really happening in the real world.

JoBlow
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JoBlow

You want to really cause a stir? Start sending slices of bacon wrapped in pages from the Koran! Make sure you put them in sandwich bags first and don’t forget the kitchen gloves at all times incl when you post your letters! Each 60c helps support Australia Post!

Matt12
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Matt12

Centerlink. !

KerrAvon
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KerrAvon

Halfwit-dumb & thinking. Surely an oxymoron

SaveAus
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SaveAus

Lakemba Mosque is Sunni, originally financed and staffed by extremist Saudi Wahabi Regious Department…. I’m just waiting for a nutty Shiite to bomb it…. Then a nutty Sunni will bomb Shiite Mosque in Turella etc. ….Then the average Aussie will wake up to the wonders of multiculturalism Moslem style, the lefties will wring their hands in anguish and western subs Labor pollies will fret over lost voters…

JaiNormosone
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JaiNormosone

Brian Richard Allen – well said. I needed a dictionary for it, but well said 🙂
(and 100% correct – anyone who says different is either a fool or employing taqqiya)

theos
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theos

when islam takes over, and that is the objective, all females will be returned to domesticity.

Zathras
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Zathras

Yes around Hornsby they grab ALL of the park benches and once when my wife arrived early and grabbed one while waiting for her friends a group of 12 sat down ignoring her prior claim (no English you see) and just simply squeezed her off the seat. As by then the park was full of the scum she simply left and went to the police and they just shrugged their shoulders. BoH do it at Wattamolla in the RNP as the scum have taken that over also.

HarryEustace
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HarryEustace

Too right Hanson and others of her ilk are a blight on this countries future

ApplePie
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ApplePie

Sarah Hanson Young thinking about something? You have to have a brain to think. She is an unrepresentative brainless blob. As long as our electoral system allows people like this to rise to the top we have serious problems as a society. There is much in Australia due for an overhaul – the electoral system, the taxation system, the IR system and unions, pollies remuneration schemes and unaccountability in government, Immigration policy with attention to race religion and benefit to the country, an on and on and on……..

JaiNormosone
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JaiNormosone

It is stated in the Koran more than once that Muslims are obligated to move into areas of the unbeliever and breed until they can take over and have the area become a part of the Islamic state.
So, yes, essentially like cockroaches.

PierreB
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PierreB

CentreLink is your answer. Money for nothing…

ApplePie
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ApplePie

Agree Jim, they are here to take the country. They will do it by rooting themselves stupid and maximising our generous benefits.

JimofSydney
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JimofSydney

Muslims want to Islamify the whole world, country by country. They have a policy to use their women’s wombs to outbreed us and take over. Most Western countries have a below replacement birthrate but the Muslim breeding program is 3 to 4 times ours. If the current level of Islamic immigration and breeding continues it is estimated that Australians will be in the minority in our own country in less than 30 years. It will be much faster for the UK and Europe. Welcome to Austrabia 2044!

BloodyAmazed
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BloodyAmazed

We have two competing orders. One is a communist one world order. The other is an islamic one world caliphate. Enjoy your freedom while it exists. The conduit in either case is called Labor.

BloodyAmazed
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BloodyAmazed

Hahahahahahaha! That’s funny. Pity it’s true for our future caliphate followers. Australia, enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

1946Hunter
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1946Hunter

Go no further than the BBQ’s on the South Bank of the Swan River in Perth. Asians of all descriptons get there early and commandeer the surroundings for most of the day. And then leave the council workers to clean up their filth.

ApplePie
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ApplePie

Good story – sounds like a very industrious guy – perhaps he’d be your man for the job, if he was still around..

ZER5
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ZER5

The police brought my son home the other night.

They said, “We caught him throwing petrol bombs at the local mosque. We have let him off with a warning but I’m sure you’ll have some stern words for him too!”

“I certainly will, officer,” I said as I turned towards my son. “Don’t let me ever catch you throwing petrol bombs again! Do you think we’re made of fucking money? Use bricks like I do, you stupid tosser.”

ApplePie
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ApplePie

You could take this to the next step, BO, and sneak down there with a cage full of piglets which could be released at opportune intervals from your strategic position in the bushy undergrowth or grassy knoll. If there is a grassy knoll maybe you could forget the piglets and just take your AK47.

BR549
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BR549

Off topic but can someone give me the ‘heads up’ on how to add an Avatar to my post. Thanks.

elsbrook
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elsbrook

My street is 4M wide and 300mm verge, so 2 cars cannot pass. I asked the council to put in no parking signs because of the obvious problem. They said “no” we can’t do that. Why? because it’s not a clearway. So people can park anywhere? Oh no, they have to leave a minimum of 3 metres clear. So, if a car is 2 metres wide how can there be 3M clear. There can’t be they said, but no no parking signs. I said what about emergency vehicles trying to get through? Ring up the ranger. And we pay rates… Read more »

peter58
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peter58

funny but unfortunately true

BR549
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BR549

You were a little slow Larry. You should have applied under the School Halls program. You could have been entitled to Pink Batts as well !

ReggieO
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ReggieO

Similar to my mate and the Dental Hospital – TRUE STORY.
A mate of mine had toothache and decided to try out the Free Dental Hospital, but when he rang up for an appointment, the first question he was asked was “Are yoy an Aboriginal or of Islander decant?” to which he replied “NO”
He was then told the waiting list was 18 months.
He rang back the next day and when asked the same question he replied “Yes”
They then asked if he could come in THAT AFTERNOON.

BwanaNeusi
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BwanaNeusi

So very true Larry!

Zathras
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Zathras

We beat the b*stards in Elermore Vale but only on purely environmental grounds. BUT the local housing values skyrocketed before the decision as Sharia bank cash poured in to grab a house nearby and small businesses all over were snapped up by private companies whose difficult to find owners all had Muslim names.

Aflaash
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Aflaash

I’m gonna try too Larry, just to see how far the paperwork goes.

ApplePie
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ApplePie

If you’d have worked in Climate Friendly or Carbon Sink or somesuch and applied for a government grant, you might have got it built by the taxpayer.

NoosaDuck
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NoosaDuck

Been around for a while Larry….but its probably pretty much to the point…

ThePragmatist
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ThePragmatist

An 18 metre tall Budda is to be erected on the coast in Adelaide’s southern suburbs. I have no problem. One reason I guess is I live in the northern suburbs. I wonder if it would be approved if it was an 18 metre statue of Christ the Redeemer?