According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine. A country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssef, Mouhoud, etc.

Yet he managed to find 12 friends called  Andy, Bart, Jim (two of them), John, Jude, Judas, Matt, Pete, Phil, Simon and Tom….. who all liked getting pissed on wine!

Now that's what I call a miracle!

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daniellouwrens
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daniellouwrens

Well I’m surprised Larry, you are doing what the proponents of Global Warming do, make bold statements with no facts, the alternative to God is the scientifically impossible “big bang” and the unsubstantiated evolution THEORY.

projob
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projob

Yeah – and most of them couldn’t read but somehow managed to write huge books

JaiNormosone
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JaiNormosone

Wouldn’t they have been more Jewish names rather than the Islam-like shit that cannot be spoken without great gobs of phlegm being spat around the place?

aussiematters
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aussiematters

And again, why do people poo poo Jesus? He whipped money changers, feed the hungry, healed the sick, and taught love one another. Yeah, he sounds like an ass we should all hate on. Even if he wasn’t real, I’d like a guy like that as the first Australian President. We’d have a balanced budget without usury, good clean food, a wonderful health care system and lots of weekends at Nimbin.

aussiematters
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aussiematters

what color is the stuff that blows trees over and goes in your lungs?

mrgg@bigpond
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mrgg@bigpond

Great picture! So ! Jesus had some ‘special mates’. The enjoyed getting together and male bonding and a few tipples?! Understand they did a bit of fishing and hiking together? Had regular parties at ‘friend’s houses? Respected HIS Mother and ‘Step’ Father!? Enforced HIS own ‘Bikie Laws’ in certain ‘gathering places’? Sounds like a good ‘Party’ to me!! I’m in!!

michaelh
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michaelh

Oh and the ‘getting pissed on wine’, that is an assumption but the wine spoken in reference to what the disciples drank, is most likely to have been pure non alcoholic wine. I can go to the shops and get non alcoholic wine, Jesus did not encourage drunkenness so it is highly unlikely that they drank alcohol.

michaelh
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michaelh

A miracle? Not really Larry. The biblical record has been translated. For example, Ian, I have been told is scottish for John, maria is spanish for Mary, Iosepha is Joseph in Samoan. The names are the english equivalent for a name written in another language whether hebrew, greek or latin so no miracle to see here I’m afraid.

DiamondDave
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DiamondDave

The only God I have is the “Sun”.

boronic
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boronic

Im going to leave Bank SA,—–they are owned by Bendigo Bank—-will let them know im leaving their Bank because of the support for the Muslim society as I don’t in any way shape or form support what their about—especially marrying little girls —–they are sick bastards

boronic
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boronic

Why do we bow down to the Muslims—–we cant deny it—–cos we do,to let them into our country and let them build their hives[mosques]—–and let them stamp their authority in Australia—-were just too bloody stupid and too bloody soft—

boronic
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boronic

What about—Bazza,thommo,slugger,marge,snapper[cos his heads the same shape],dazza,flipper and rhino.—reckon they would fit well into the aussie bible—-stuff the rest of the world,and their crap.

NoosaDuck
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NoosaDuck

AK…What I am trying to figure out is Where is Larry “attacking ” “believers” in what he wrote.
Except for the historical inaccuracy in regard to Muslim names in Palestine in early Anno-domini and making a point about names…where is the attack???

terrestre
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terrestre

Good Q !

roxyroo
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roxyroo

Woolworths pandering is sickening , When did other denominations demand PAYMENTfor blackmail as Muslims do for use of their LOGOs. Acceptance of paying for HALAL logo adds to customer costs AGREE with Jack French. AUSTRALIA SHOULD HEED the plight of ENGLAND. with the BLIGHT that is ISLAM.

roxyroo
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roxyroo

Reading Islamic Q and A It is against their prophets teaching to live with of in the lands of non Muslims UNLESS they are unable to live in own lands because they are prevented from practicing their religion, BUT they CAN live in the lands of NON MUSLIMS in the FURTHERANCEof ISLAM, ALWAYS an OUT for everything THEYDO.

NoosaDuck
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NoosaDuck

Have always shopped at Woolies but becoming increasingly disenchanted with their marketing strategy especially around their “own Brand ” strategies.
I also find that the once high standards of presentation and uncluttered aisles also a thing of the past……Yes they are in fierce competition with Coles & Aldi for market share but does that mean you have to let your standards fall.????

Daveinoz
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Daveinoz

Steak on the plate while you wait or pie in the sky when you die ?

Work hard without reward in this life, for your rewards shall be given in the next life !

JackFrench
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JackFrench

Have a look at their processed foodstuffs……………familiar can/packet….but read the (very) fine print…what you are getting is from the third world…both Woolies and Coles….sardines used to be from Norway…now from Vietnam….Pickled Onions, usually locally produced, now from India ( and that’s water pr0bably straight from the Ganges their floating in ) …..rice from indonesia….many many condiments, sauces and dry packet foods are also from the third world ( many with familiar Western Brands)…..don’t take my word for it….have a look…but I warn you the print is very very very small…..JF