Those on your Left have hooked you ol' girl… they are in the process of reeling you in and soon you will feel the coup de gras of the gaff and the knife, so stop struggling and accept the inevitable fate of the cannery. There is no escape now.

Those who want you gutted have been feeding media with regular succulent morsels and they will continue doing so until Parliament sits in a couple of weeks.

They have done their homework well and now it’s a drip, drip, waterboarding until you give up. Or it’s a censure motion… oh yes, how well you know that just one week in politics is an awful long time.

You simply can’t chuck 361 Members of the Opposition out of the House, compared to six of your own party, without expecting a savage reprisal. You can’t involve yourself in Party Room politics while claiming impartiality in the Chair.

Only a total cleanskin could withstand the venomous political vendetta planned for you in episodic stage-managed instalments. Maybe it isn't fair… but it’s certainly time to give up.

To claim expenses for an invitation to Sophie’s wedding on the basis of a secret parliamentary engagement the night before is laughable and an insult to all.

If you were a Minister and not the Speaker you might have survived, but to sit in your office watching the Deputy Speaker oversee a censure motion on you, despite it being defeated, would be devastatingly humiliating. Even more so if you returned to the Chair where the humiliation would be daily unbearable .

Uncle Tony will not tap you on the shoulder (you know that) so it’s up to you now.

You must tap Uncle Tony on the shoulder and magnanimously show him that the Party is bigger than you by resigning.

No big deal! You will still be in line for a junior Ministry, but you need to lose the cushiest rort going in the House for an old duck who has studied up on Standing Orders. It's a bloody shame but really it is all your own fault.

Labor’s Tony Burke prefers you to stay, he is sadistically enjoying watching your panicky efforts to throw the hook, so why allow him that pleasure?

Book a chopper over to Uncle Tony's joint, or better still give him a call and show him you're not just a colorful lure!

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joylene
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While we are on the subject of rorters lets look at the major ones. WELFARE BLUDGERS. Getting the methadone, pushing a filthy stroller with a young child with now foot covering in the middle of winter, while the shopping consists of the cigs, coke and chips – no decent food. Born on welfare and will die on welfare. A lifetime of contributing nothing. I’d rather pursue these dogs and have the system changed here as a priority. Then not’s forget the ILLEGALS who are bludging off the system at my hard earned taxpayer contributions.

CurlyQ
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CurlyQ

Bronwyn Bishop should only step down when all the other MP’s including the Opposition do the same – and we probably wouldn’t have very many on the front benches. No double standards. Also labor has been after Bronwyn Bishop from the moment she was appointed Speaker – they have done everything possible to niggle Bronwyn and their behaviour is not the behaviour that is expected of Taxpayer funded Members of Parliament. I say Bronwyn should stay and perhaps someone should tell us how many days Clive Palmer has been absent from the Chamber.

theoracle
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theoracle

Tony Burke has to repay 14000 oxford scholars and don’t forget Julia claim cab fares for her Mother …. and Slipper made false entries to cover up his abuse of alcohol..

mots
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mots

Hi all, sorry for being quiet, work has had me tied up. Well busy anyway. It’s been leftovers the last few evenings, toasted sangas too. Tomorrow evening may be time to fire up the bench-top oven. We have a piece of marinated beef waiting for the heat treatment. Few spuds and we’re away. Have a good day.

mcj
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mcj

Well said Rinaldo.

dante
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dante

Rin, what gets me excited over Bronnie is that a couple of years ago I saw a Documentary where a journalist joined Bronnie and Delbosco in the course of their jobs and after hours activities where they were seen to frequent the Best Restaurants and enjoy the trappings of office. I would love to be able to find this and put this in perspective. Got any idea where to look? ABC I think it was.

dante
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dante

Rinaldo. You make a good point. You just said $ billions are wasted and we Political watchers know this only too well. It is a fact of life that Politicians do this and we cannot touch them. They also take no responsibility for this. So……….if we can’t touch them when they waste our money and then raise taxes to get more, when a Bronnie Bishop steps over the line – payback time and that is what all the excitement over $5,000 is.

Twodogs
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Twodogs

Exactly BB and for very similar reasons…. one was racist and the other will be sexist…

pelican
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pelican

taxslave..I agree and we should..but they control the courts and the foreigners control our money (via the RBA and our banks (which are also foreign owned)..we are captured slaves in our own country – and most people think they are free…now try and raise some funds for what needs to be done…the MSM would eat us alive with mockery…at least on Larrys blog we have some freedom of speech…and he is roundly ignored by the MSM

chrisk
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chrisk

R… Nothing would surprise me with this golliwog in Yank land, Only 540 days 7 hours 40 minitues to go and he will be gone.

Cosmik Debris
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Cosmik Debris

“Should Bronwyn Bishop tough it out?” Methinks she should offer to step down from her position if Burke etc also step down from theirs if everyone is to be held to the same standards.

GailLouise
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GailLouise

I was thinking the very same yesterday, Rinaldo. Listening to both Tony Abbott and Ms Bishop, I find it hard to believe they understand the meaning of the word diplomat or any of the science of conflict resolution. It’s almost if they want to cut off any dialogue rather than open doors…it’s just odd and a bit troubling

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Ducktracy

Open Letter to the Archbishop of Westminster With Islam, how it is possible to dialogue with a faith that denies the divinity of Christ, regards the Bible as corrupt, believes that all Christians are the inferiors of Muslims and are destined to hell fire? What is there to talk about if both sides are to be honest about their beliefs? When members of ISIS murder apostates, it is hard to condemn them, as that is what the Prophet did. When they take slave girls as war booty, that is what the Prophet did. Waging jihad is an injunction in many… Read more »

Hotrocks
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Hotrocks

Freddie uncle charlie king .

coops
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coops

Spot on Bruce . I would love to have just five minutes with that fat arsehole

coops
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coops

A word for Andrew Wilkie send Clive palmer FUCK OFF YOU DISGRACEFUL IDIOTS

projob
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projob

So that’s what the stink was at last weekend’s Labor conference!! It wasn’t just Short’un’s brain-farts, it was the delegate’s body odour!

coops
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coops

I wont need to WASP you wanker

mcj
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mcj

The way Goodes is behaving, I thought he was one. As Larry says, all will be forgiven though if he could only apologise.

cryptonium
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cryptonium

Ruining innocent minds.

TruckerDanisback
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TruckerDanisback

All done. I’ll still keep trying on the government website though. Can’t hurt if it goes in twice.

craigh
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craigh

Watched Britain’s Got Talent instead, certainly something the ABC doesn’t have.

Hunter02
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Hunter02

That should work

TruckerDanisback
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TruckerDanisback

Yep, done that. Just can’t get on to the government site to put my own in. I will just end up sending it to the email address.

mots
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mots

Yes IE, bludging on the dole. Thanks horse. Must away, back tomorrow. Evening all.

mcj
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mcj

In America voting is not compulsory and lots of people couldn’t care less. Also when the black Americans had the chance to vote for the first back American candidate, lots of them went out and voted for the first time.

mots
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mots

Sorry about that willone. Nothing wrong with a toasted sanga. Double cheese of course.

Twodogs
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Twodogs

The only figures that really count are: in 2008 69.5 million Americans voted for him (the highest in US presidential history) and in 2012 65.9 million voted for him… Apparently there is no accounting for sense or taste in the US… Everything listed in the article is a direct result of these two figures….

RonXYZ
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RonXYZ

A few spanners short of a tool box

mots
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mots

Hi willone, nothing cooking tonight at work. Looks like it’s leftovers.

ThePragmatist
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ThePragmatist

He should be tossed into the Brisbane River with cement feet. Bit cement feet so you can be sure the cement overcomes the buoyancy of his lard arse and fat guts.

mcj
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mcj

Billy B – if only it was 99% bull dust! There are none so blind as those that will not see.

Twodogs
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Twodogs

Not quite… As a matter of fact, King’s racist petticoat was badly exposed…

Twodogs
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Twodogs

I reckon parliament will stop producing them when Queensland stops breeding them and voting for them… No offence intended for the cane toads in this blog…

Corporalselwyngeorge
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Corporalselwyngeorge

your right bruce I have just seen the imbercile on the BOX , he,s if definitely quite a few acres short in the top paddock ,

BlackDuck43
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BlackDuck43

For all the carousing about how bad it will become here nobody gives a damn. The Netherlands has been there, experienced the advantages of multiculturism, and decided they don’t like it. Any wonder PVV is leaping ahead?

BlackDuck43
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BlackDuck43

Can you imagine such a silver tail being accepted by Mussos and CFMEU?

jumbolloyd
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jumbolloyd

…yes “oh really”..useless piece of shit!! more like it…funny how some are totally fucked in the head….as I’ve said many time…leftism is a mental disorder…you wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire…fucking leftist morons are the ones that end up creating wars through their total ineptness and their utopian naivety….

BlackDuck43
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BlackDuck43

Sweden is Socialist. Look at their situation. They are much like Australia but they are heading for the lemming cliff. Norway, the land of my forefather, seems to be taking the right steps. God Speed to them!

AussiePatriot
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AussiePatriot

You’ve done it now IE. Reminds me of that old song,” Dung is in the air, every time I look around.” Something like that.!!.

jumbolloyd
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jumbolloyd

…where is a “Lee Harvey Oswald” clone when you really need one….Obongo is a stinking fucking communist Nigger!!!….

taxslave
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taxslave

Controversy “name” Date People involved Rum rebellion 1808 Deposition and arrest of NSW Governor William Bligh by Major George Johnston, John Macarthur Hopetoun Blunder 1900 Appointment of the first Prime Minister: Edmund Barton, William Lyne and John Hope, 7th Earl of Hopetoun Nevanas affair 1915 Actions leading to the downfall of John Scaddan’s W.A. government Mungana Affair 1929 Corrupt actions by Qld. Premiers Ted Theodore and William McCormack Lang Dismissal Crisis 1932 Dismissal of NSW Premier Jack Lang by governor Philip Game Attempted exclusion of Egon Kisch from Australia 1934 Egon Erwin Kisch, Joseph Lyons, Robert Menzies, Herbert Evatt and… Read more »

AussiePatriot
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AussiePatriot

Specifics please. Steaming or cold? Floating or ground?. New or dated?. Odorous or not? Foreign shapes? Colours? .As a budding left wing PHD student I would request additional information as this is relative to my current endeavors, having just obtained my Arts Degree. Samples, if possible.

BillBates2
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BillBates2

Halal turds

coops
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coops

Watch your back WASP,

JeffofFNQ
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JeffofFNQ

SBS just had breaking news that a damaged suitcase has been located near to where the aircraft wing piece was found on Reunion Island.

coops
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coops

Which turds any in particular ?

taxslave
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taxslave

Just a thought The Australian Government is a registered business cant we sue in a class them action them under commercial law for causing hardship and selling our country without our permission .Under the constituition they are adhering to foreign power by doing the UNs bidding which is illegal and a gaoling offence .They are a bunch of crooks

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