Yesterday Flora went down the road for a chat with our deep-green neighbour, Professor Percival. She hoped this would earn green points for her in the Leafy-green Ladies Circle.

She came back agog: “Our Professor is flying business class to Canberra hoping to get on the climate cavalcade going to a conference in Paris soon. He says they have this important job to prepare the secret first draft of a new international treaty to save the world from your wicked coal-mining mates.”

I said they should put them all to work underground.

Later, I had a whinge about such travel rorts to our sensible neighbour, Fred McNally.

But Fred had a totally different view.

“It was not a bunch of airborne academics who concocted the Kyoto land grab that stopped me from feeding mulga to starving sheep – it was climate industry busybodies at their desks. Better if the whole green industry is kept in the air flying, or sipping champagne in Paris, rather than modelling carbon ration plans for us, or tramping over every proposed development site looking for skinks, toads and butterflies.”

“We should keep the whole lot, in the air, all the time – it would cost the country a lot less.”

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ThePragmatist
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U.N.Owen
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U.N.Owen

Agree – worshipping Gaia qualifies them as infidels.

ApplePie
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ApplePie

BB also forgets that nothing would be produced without the energy from coal – perhaps he is a coal DENIER.

ApplePie
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ApplePie

Thank the Lord for all this POLLUTION – without it, life on earth would not exist. Perhaps all the warmist fanatics should be but in a closed environment without any POLLUTION and let’s see how long they last – idiots.

mrgg@bigpond
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mrgg@bigpond

Listening to the lies and miss-information these money grabbing con men are still chasing is so angering and frustrating. It is agonising trying to find a radio station and a show host not peddling this bullshit !

ApplePie
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ApplePie

BB – ……..and the 3% of human emissions causes how much warming??? You fanatics are brilliant at creating fog.

johnsamson
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johnsamson

If Julie goes, yes.

johnsamson
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johnsamson

More will suffer and die from cold in coming winters than ‘mercury’ by shutting down coal. This foolishness must cease. Weakly wind and solar have no answer to sustained cold except cheap coal. Humans come first. You can never save the planet, ever. It has its own sun driven cycles and humans have no real influence at all.

AussiePete
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AussiePete

The whole climate change debacle is farce generated to provide an opulent lifestyle to the closeted few in the UN.

johnsamson
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johnsamson

Factual: Big party coming up in Paris having zero impact on natural sun-driven climate.

johnsamson
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johnsamson

There is no runaway pollution by coal anywhere. Otherwise we’d all be chocking in coal derived pollution by now from all the emission since the industrial revolution.Coal should be celebrated, not penalised.

GailLouise
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GailLouise

Viv, thank you for keeping us real on climate change….do you know what the expected outcome from Julie bishop et entourage is to be? Are we ratifying? Are we donating? or promising recurring funds?

ejada
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ejada

Better still, how about sending the lot on a mission to Mars? I am hoping the snow in Canberra yesterday makes the greenies realise that we are more at risk from global cooling than global warming. Colder = less food production. Warmer = time for two or three crops in the Spring, Summer and Autumn months, or for those living in the fabulous Northern Rivers, winter crops too.

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stringybark

As I understand it, when there is a heavy frost there is no wind. After all the vineyards have wind turbines to keep the frost off the vines. That means that on a frosty morning when the city wakes up households are relying on coal and maybe a little hydro. The wind turbines have double windings so they draw current from the grid to keep turning when there’s no wind. I doubt if all those rooftop solar panels contribute anything in a southern winter. I know I can’t keep an electric fence charged from solar in winter. So to my… Read more »

newbposter
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newbposter

Haha great gotcha. Not. Viv wasn’t trying to be factual about the Paris conference. He was making a point. Seems it was completely lost on you though. Oh dear. … Little tip for you. Professor Percival is not a real person – but the concept is. See if you can figure it out from there. Wow

vecchio
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vecchio

My regret is hat I’m too old to be around when this bullshit is exposed. I hope humanity is able to survive the useless waste of time, funds and effort but I doubt it.

Bargeass
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Bargeass

Fred is a smart man!

Beegle
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Beegle

Evil emitters of plant food.

franK
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franK

He also conveniently forgot that the Solar Plane has many Carbon Fibre components.

Reality bites .

ThePragmatist
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ThePragmatist

They are an insidious mob of thieves. It has nothing to do with global warming and they know it. It is all about creating their own industry and jobs because quite frankly, they are incapable of holding down any productive employment with a practical use for man kind. The jobs will be funded by the ever suffering tax payer who are declining in numbers, due to their job stifling policies.

holty
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holty

All planes are fuelled by kerosene which was originally distilled from coal until it was found to be cheaper to produce it from petroleum. So technically Billy B planes can be coal powered. It’s an amazing substance wouldn’t you say? Or you a coalophobe

optimist
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optimist

Pollution is governed by the EPA, a useless carbon tax is passed on to the consumer with skyrocketing electricity prices which achieve nothing except lining the pockets of climate alarmists.

abdulabdulamir
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abdulabdulamir

Fly them over the Ukraine and let Putin deal with the lot of them.

OldCodger
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OldCodger

Would be better to fly all the planes into a mountain!

Daveinoz
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Daveinoz

I agree Viv … put them on another one of those M270 flights !

franK
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franK

And… it would be much easier to remove them from the planet all at once.

Do the Ruskies have any unassigned BUK launchers?