SWANS legend Adam Goodes has decided retiring is the best way to beat the boos.

Announcing his retirement Goodes was immediately greeted with rapturous cheers. “You bloody beeeeauty!’ cheered one ebullient member of the crowd.

“About time. I can’t believe it,” sobbed another.

Goodes has been subjected to continued booing at games after turning on a crowd of Carlton supporters with a war dance complete with a fake spear throw during a game.

Angry fans retaliated by booing, which has become a hallmark of Goodes’ games since.

“I got fed up with all the booing so I figured the best way to beat it was to think of a way to make the crowd cheer me,” explained a grinning Goodes after his last game.

“Can you just hear that roar? I’ve never heard the crowd happier. I should have announced my retirement weeks ago.”

The retiring footy legend is expected to be applying for a position in the Australian Commonwealth Games team as a fake javelin thrower. 

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PattayaPete
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PattayaPete

If your (sic) going to be pedantic, that would be two Ls, and horse’s hoof.

ani-mal
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ani-mal

Should have stayed being a player. Got sucked into racial politics and now paying the price. What a FW!! Poly Framer. Now he is a champ, never realised he was part abo but at that time it was irrelevant. No one gave a rats a###. We just loved watching him play footy.

Cornerpost
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Cornerpost

HOOORRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Danielle
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Danielle

The booing began well before the Carlton game and the mimed spear throw. I’m a Hawthorn supporter and I know for a fact that Goodes was copping it from Hawks fans. It had little to do with his aboriginality but more for being a divisive jerk given his statements made after being gonged as Australian of the year. If we must have such an award it’s time we acknowledged those other than sporting folk and entertainers. It’s cringe worthy…

OldCodger
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OldCodger

Adam Goodes, is he that peace loving indigenous brother that loves and respects ALL of his fellow Australians?

mackay50
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mackay50

Latest rumour is that he may try to enter politics. More boos please!

NoosaDuck
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NoosaDuck

And some dope reporter or somebody associated with AFL reckons this bloke was the greatest Swans player of all times….well the “Swans” were the bloods “South Melbourne” and it would be pretty obvious whoever made the comment about Goodes has never ever seen a bloke called Bobby Skilton play the game of Australian rules football….he would have run rings around Goodes both as a player and as a human being as well..

twentytwenty
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twentytwenty

Fake javelin thrower…hehehe

Bargeass
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Bargeass

On a slightly different note is everyone having a laugh at the NRL for its pathetic attempt to cover up the two South’s players who decided to play Hill Billy Heroin addicts on OxyContin, poor boys accidentally took an overdose who are they kidding these guys knew what they were doing and it backfired on them big time! Lucky they didn’t kill themselves, but the Club and the NRL come out with such bullshit to cover themselves and their players! Australia remember if you are a good footy player we will let you kill rape drug deal and drug take… Read more »

Marco-eloco
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Marco-eloco

Rumour has it everyone around the Horsham district said he was an arshole of a kid .
Not much has changed.

Langers
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Langers

@ Cabalo, you are living proof that you don’t need a long neck to be a goose

emkay
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emkay

and the disease is you and your ilk cabalo

emkay
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emkay

like the rest of us, dad couldn’t stand the arsehole?

ApplePie
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ApplePie

You are the only sad fuck on this site, neigh.

Aust1
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Aust1

Why did Goodes not announce his retirement prior to this game, so the Sydney FAITHFUL could wish him good bye ? You know do the lap of Honor, at the end of the game,, win lose or draw ? Goodes obviously knows just how much he is detested, even by the Sydney faithful.

Aust1
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Aust1

Lol,, hells using Stan Grant as an example is an act of pure desperation,, are we talking about the same Stan Grant that did a runner on his first wife, for another piece of Crumpet ? The last person you would want is Stan Grant preaching to other people about ethics and morals is the two timing betrayer, the Wife Deserter,, none other than Stan Grant. Lol seriously,,, try to do your home work before you make a complete Monkey of yourself.

Aust1
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Aust1

DT,, could cabalo actually be it,,,, Juliar Gillard dressed in drag,,, or maybe it’s her famed other half,,, Timmy Scissorhand,, her Boy of convenience, the first ever Bullying Brute, that shared the Lodge ?

Aust1
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Aust1

His Father,,,, whom conveniently, you never ever hear him mention, was a WHITE SCOTSMAN. From what i have read his Father did a runner when Goodes was about 4/5, i wonder why ?

@screwedtenancy
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@screwedtenancy

Aust 1 cabalo seems to get lost for words when asked a question. It just ignores you, knowing he can’t get by with spin. Not unlike GilLard really, who would always answer a question, except the question actually asked.

@screwedtenancy
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@screwedtenancy

There is no doubt about it. The 13 year old girl was right. The simian features make him look like an…………ape.

Aust1
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Aust1

Hey,,,, cabalo,,,, Mr Intellect,, i asked you questions on two of your previous posts re this issue hours ago and still no response, why not ? Obviously YOU do NOT have the answers, because like 99% of the PC Leftist Galahs you are just a Parrot of what has been shoved down your throat or what you have read, you do not have the mental capacity to think for yourself and respond with an answer, when asked a question. Dreamer.

1946Hunter
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1946Hunter

A great ambassador of cultural division. Fuck off Goodes you’re reverse racist of the first order who has done very well out of a white sponsored sport.

You would never have a mansion if you were still chucking spears.

TwoAlpha
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TwoAlpha

What bothers me is that, if Australia becomes a Republic, some clowns will probably think Goodes would make a fine President.

paladin30
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paladin30

Cabalo = HORSE

AngelaSpaapen
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AngelaSpaapen

Strange isn’t it,what it takes to be a folk hero.People like Thaiday,Cameron,Paul Gallan,I hate his guts,but the courage of the man earns my adulation.In State of Origin he gives the crowd as good as he gets.We hate him but would be the first to shout him a drink.He’s a real man,something lost on the way to the Poor Me sewing Club.Goodes is also very stupid,how do you win against a crowd that holds your cockells in the palm of it’s hand?

@screwedtenancy
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@screwedtenancy

Bullshit cabalo, he pointed her out.

He knew who it was. He might not have known she was 13, she could have been 12, 13, 14 whatever, but he would have seen she was not an adult. Yet he kept pointing at her and demanded that officials take action.

Zapter
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Zapter

Spot the sanctimonious twat and I am sorry to give it oxygen but boy do you talk unmitigated crap cabalo. As I have said before and will continue to repeat to you pc idiols “There is only ONE RACE and that is the HUMAN RACE ” The colour of your skin does not make you a race. You are the bigoted one.

maccaschoice
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maccaschoice

and don’t forget it started with his attack on a thirteen year old girl and the AFL just falls into line with the loony left and the media start the racist stuff – Australian of the year – what a joke

maccaschoice
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maccaschoice

no other aboriginal player is booed – so why goodes – well if a great hulk runs at a little girl and points like pointing a bone – what a hero – expect to get booed – she will be suffering a lot more than goodes and will stay for her for the rest of her life – hope I never see him again and so glad his team was beaten by North – what a great group of aboriginal players we have – except goodes

@screwedtenancy
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@screwedtenancy

Hey cabalo, this is what your comments are worth. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zapter
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Zapter

spot on tomo, but if you are not white according to folk lore you cannot be racist or hold bigotry views. I blame obumma for his encouragement on this racist crap