Charter for Compassion International have recently released a guidebook on Islamophobia.

After reviewing it, we can honestly say we had no idea it was such a problem.

This document gives lots of helpful ways for non-Muslims to reduce Islamophobia. If we had a criticism, it is that it doesn’t do enough to show Muslims how they can also reduce Islamophobia.

The only advice for Muslims contains links to a guidebook which explains:

•    Your rights if federal law enforcement contacts you
•    Your rights if the Department of Homeland Security contacts you
•    Your rights as an airline passenger
•    How to tell if you might be on the no-fly list or a selectee list
•    Your rights if stopped by the police

While this might be useful if you were planning a terrorist attack, we don’t quite see how these would help to reduce Islamophobia. We decided therefore to compile a short guide which can be used as an addition to the original document. Please share this with all of your Muslim friends.

20 Handy Hints to Help Muslims Combat Islamophobic Stereotypes:

1)    No-Go Zones: Believe it or not, nothing stokes the fires of islamophobia like creating your own no-go zone. Pelting police and ambulances with rocks and Molotov cocktails when they enter “your” area does not play well on the six o’clock news. It is guaranteed to fire up the right wing extremists who look for any excuse to portray Muslims in a negative light. Definitely not recommended.

2)    Hiding your wife and daughters under a burka so no one can see them: This may seem like normal dress code in Afghanistan, but to Australians, it’s just plain weird. Traditionally in Australia, wrapping yourself from head to toe in black with just your eyes showing is sinister and creepy. Marrying a girl and then being so paranoid that you won’t let anyone else see her is also considered sinister and creepy. If you can bear to let other people see her face at least, it will go a long way to reducing Islamophobia, particularly if you are on Cronulla beach perving at Aussie girls in bikinis.

3)    Making non-Muslims buy Halal food without realising and then slugging them with a hefty bill for the privilege: Have you been on the Halal Choices facebook page lately? Even when Bilal Skaf and his mates were gang raping girls and calling them “Aussie sluts” I never saw Islamophobia like this. The message from Aussies is clear. Whatever else you might defile, keep your hands off their vegemite.

4)    Engaging in or financing terrorism: This has been proven statistically to increase irrational fears of Islam among non-believers. Definitely avoid doing this, particularly if you are a high profile imam or a leader of a Muslim charity/civil rights organisation.

5)    Taharrush: This may be a popular pastime in Islamic countries but in the West, it is a bit of a no-no. In fact it is so rare, that Europeans don’t even have a word for it. Going into a crowd with 1,000 of your mates, surrounding some unsuspecting female and then pack raping her is not culturally acceptable to infidels. Doing it to TV reporter Lara Logan in Egypt lead to a surge in Islamophobia. Doing it to Western women in their own country will enforce negative stereotypes even more, particularly when they invited you in out of sympathy for your plight. We recommend giving this a miss

6)    Calling your kids Mohammed: If you do get into trouble, the press will do their best to prevent outbreaks of Islamophobia. They will very sensitively refer to you as “Asians” or “people of Mediterranean appearance.” When two thirds of you are called Mohammed however, it kind of gives the game away. There are thousands of boy’s names to choose from, so come on mum, get creative!

7)    Blowing up Aussies in a holiday resort and then laughing and joking at your murder trial: You wouldn’t need to be a PR genius to work this one out. Although we don’t have firm data, anecdotal evidence suggests that this behaviour causes widespread Islamophobia. Definitely not recommended.

8)    Murdering Jews: Strange as it may sound, genocide of the Jews is still a touchy subject for non-Muslims, particularly in Europe. Blowing up your local Israeli embassy not only increases Islamophobia, it also decreases support for terrorist political organisations like Hamas. So if you’ve slaughtered a bunch of cartoonists and have a couple of spare clips left in the Kalashnikov, please resist the temptation to pop down the local kosher shop for an encore.

9)    Honour killings: You have just caught your brother raping your daughter. The natural reaction is to grab the biggest knife you can find and kill, kill, kill. Then, once justice has been done, you sit down with your brother and ask him to never do this again. Hold it right there champ! No need to give these haters any excuses. In the West (as in the rest of the civilised world) retribution is generally taken against the perpetrator rather than the victim.

10)    Female Genital Mutilation: To an uneducated Australian, nothing says “mindless barbarian” like mutilating your own daughter’s vagina. No matter how hard you try, you just won’t get the benefits through to them. This one sets the Islamophobia needle off the scale. We therefore advise you to have it done before applying for refugee status. Not only will you not risk prosecution but we have women’s rights activists who will defend your actions as “a legitimate facet of cultural identity.” If you don’t have a clue what that means, don’t worry neither does anyone else. It goes down a treat with ABC panel show audiences however.

11)    Joining a paedophile rape gang: It may not seem as if the Aussies care about their teenage daughters. They let them parade around with their arms, legs and hair on show. Let a Muslim gang take them as sex slaves however, and next thing, they are all up in arms. The 1400 English school girls taken as sex slaves in Rotherham UK is believed to have been a major contributor to Islamophobic sentiment there.

12)    Get a job: This is a great way to create a positive image of Muslims. It might be difficult, given the language problems but when 8 out of 10 of you are unemployed 5 years after arriving here, islamophobic Aussies are bound to jump to the wrong conclusions. After all, you never see Vietnamese at Centerlink. Besides, with 3 wives you would have to be glad to get out of the house sometimes.

13)    Heroin dealing: It may seem like a case of “dammed if you do and dammed if you don’t” but Australians don’t actually consider this to be a “job.” Neither is armed robbery, running a bikie gang or recruiting Islamic State fighters (ironically, becoming a recruitment agent for the Australian army is considered a “legitimate” career which just proves how Islamophobic they really are).

14)    Breeding like rabbits on Viagra: Particularly if you haven’t got a job (see point 10). Outbreeding your neighbours by a factor of 10:1 often contributes to Islamophobia.

15)    Attacking people mourning their war dead, especially if they died trying to rebuild an Islamic country: Guys, have a little sensitivity here. No matter how tempting, discretion is sometimes the better part of valour. This is almost certain to contribute to Islamophobia.

16)    Beheading a soldier in broad daylight and then telling everyone it is justified in the Koran: Not cool! This is just inviting Islamophobic micro-violence (which is the PC way of saying “glaring at you”) from non-Muslims. At least have the good sense not to ask people to videotape your rant.

17)    Admitting to supporting ISIS: For goodness sake do I need to tell anyone this. A recent poll in Pakistan showed 14 out of a hundred supporting ISIS. Whatever your personal views on sex slavery and mass murder, when a pollster or a TV presenter comes around remember, you’re a moderate.

18)    Kidnapping and beheading aid workers: Even the Greens baulk at this one (some of them at least). For those of you living in extremist hotbeds, there may not be too many Westerners to choose from. Do bear in mind however that it’s probably not you who will have to deal with the increased Islamophobia this creates.

19)    Blowing up aeroplanes or flying them into buildings: This has been shown to cause a surge in Islamophobia immediately following the act itself. Even worse is that every time Westerners fly through America in particular, they face restrictions and humiliating body searches. These constantly reinforce the natural prejudices against Muslims that occur in all white people.

20)    Kicking blind people out of your taxi: Blind Muslim Sheiks can plan and coordinate terror attacks without a guide dog. For Westerners however, blind people and guide dogs evoke all kinds of gooey sympathy. Put on your best Aussie accent and tell him you’re allergic to dog hair. What the eye doesn’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve.

This is not a comprehensive list of course.

If all Muslims can follow these few simple rules however, and use them as a guideline for their behaviour, then I’m sure it will help to reduce Islamophobia considerably.

(Harry Richardson is a long time student of Islam and the author of best selling book 'The story of Mohammed – Islam Unveiled' available at amazon.com)
 

 

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joylene
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I think that if sarah hanson merkHELL was to spread her legs – she would be able to house them all.

mcj
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Exactly pablo, well said.

Pablo
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Your Elected officials have told you all…..Along with your Local Police, that NO violent Terrorist offenses are directly related to Islam.These are Lone Wolf Attacks……We are told to get with the, ‘It’s not about Islam” programme..However they still instist that we should not wear anything that may offend Islam or it’s followers, as they may become upset and cut your throat and rape your daughter……However that is an acceptable reaction, as it is an Islamic cultural matter, that Westerners have Misunderstood. Whilst their 9 Year Old Wife bleeds to death on the 40 year old husbands best prayer mat on… Read more »

Timbuktu
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Timbuktu

Oh dear.

Timbuktu
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Timbuktu

Did you delete some posts gorilla? Don’t worry – I’m sure someone saved them.

_dodo_
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_dodo_

Hmmmmm. The charade continues then.

pclevel
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You posted the links above gorilla. It’s plain you have not “moved on”. You keep raising the issue – not me. Lord knows what else is going on. Here’s hoping the new site admin joins the dots. By the way – who have I menaced? Please provide screen shots to PaulZ.

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Quite a history there gorilla – I had not seen that – most illuminating. I do seem to remember Johnson01 as one of the trolls who posted filth, abused the host and made multiple empty posts – and your references here seem to confirm that – but there were so many incarnations of that particular treasure it’s hard to keep track. I am sure someone will have though. Are you indicating that Johnson01 was this DeeG person and that you were in “contact” so to speak? Does that mean that all the troubles – the site disruption and abuse –… Read more »

mcj
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That sure didn’t fit the script did it Winston!

Jerrapin
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Kym is just another gay Muzzie lady boy paedophile – just like “horse”.

baseballbob
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Fighting Islamo”faux”bia’s anthem in Australia: https://www.facebook.com/Mr.Facebrooks/videos/886552761459158/

Farcanal
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Grubs, or should it be Slug?

disgusted1
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I’m sure your used to using KY jelly kym I’ve seen your photo on twitter I can see you’d be forced to self love, see there’s something wrong in the brain of you leftys, you can’t see what’s happening in Europe will happen in Australia? You seem to think Australia is special but we are no different to any other democracy once the Muslim’s are here there’s no turning back we can’t send them home and they won’t leave the gravy train, did you grow up with terrorism kym? I didn’t but according to you fu#ckwit Lefty’s we should import… Read more »

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Kym, you must be aware of the sinister, barbaric, sadistic indoctrination that goes on in a mosque? What do you think of muslim women who are never allowed in the male areas of the mosque and are forced into a position of enslavement, control and subordination by the dominating males? Why would you be in favour of the Bendigo mosque?

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Pretty much spot on Rosa. There are the protected ones who boldly proclaim their innocence and claim victimhood. A few have seen what unfolded and understand why people have gone.

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Good call disgusted1. One wonder whether this is the real Kym famed in song and story though.

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Only wish Muslims could find a faster more sinister way to slaughter each other to the point of extinction than they are doing now.

disgusted1
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Good stuff thanks for the update kym, ask the rotherham school girls about islamophobia, better still ask the girls at cologne or the countless people who’ve had their life destroyed by third world scumbags robbing raping abusing bashing, see I only hope it happens to a female member of your family and no doubt you’d tell them they’re not all the same there’s a couple of good ones in amongst them like a good brainwashed leftist retard, you see Kim if they came here in good faith and were law abiding there wouldn’t be any problems, do you see people… Read more »

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Yes lady pirate – some good posters have gone.

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LP Marine is the magic word in front of everything that costs. I had eutectic on by sailer and found out the hard way how things can go wrong. The compressor only lasted a year or so because I didn’t see the small salt water leak that just happened to drip slowly from a hose onto the compressor and rust it out. It was on a Volvo green devil V drive and because the motor was arse about I couldn’t check it that often. Don’t mention broken drive shafts or I will pull my hair out just thinking about it.

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Still love you Harry!

AnnieMac
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I don’t like left wing traitors to our country, Grubs.

Thatch
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Declaring the 109 verses in the Koran that advocate violence against non-Muslims satanic verses will also help.

Marco-eloco
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Harry, I’m sure molsems could follow some of those rules but the general consensus from anyone with 2 brain cells that can communicate is they are not at all interested in doing so. In fact in most cases they think their barbaric way of life and customs are a blueprint for Australia and the rest of the world. Now if the average person can work this out why in hell cant the government? I believe they can and are in on it as there is no other logical explanation except that they have have the collective IQ of a fencepost.

JCM
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seems to be a few here really push the envelope when it some to denigration of others and they seem to be left alone,

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Of course it all started with the white anting of Turdball and his termites – ever since its been a plague all over Aus. Can’t remember who, but recently they posted a recipe which was a mix with Borax – also heard Borax mixed with peanut butter Maybe just a DD election will rid us of the lot

JCM
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Bill the draft dodger who ran away,and still became a resident president

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I am also going to keep on and bore you all with this concept of courage thing I have a bee in my bonnet about. I am watching the footy now and what I would like to hear is one of the male commentators come out with words telling the word that they do not like the idea of a female central umpire in the top echelon of the game. That would be courageous, but the likelihood of that happening is as much as the blackfellas, every last one of them, telling the government that they no longer want blackfella… Read more »

disgusted1
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Knight I voted for Pauline when she first emerged years ago, this time it’s ala first because of Bernhard gaynor with Pauline second and every other anti immigration party after that, as for Bruce I had only joined just before he got booted and from memory he named a poster on here a big no no, I used to stick up for Bruce as it seemed he was vilified for no reason

_dodo_
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Surely not Winston! It must be climate change – Tim Flannery has said all manner of plagues will be upon us. Summer was never hot before climate change. It’s only another 19 years until there will be no glaciers in the Himalayas.

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Some hard hitting comments in that lot.

PattayaPete
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and a coot, it did not make the papers when I didn’t go and have a whine about some stinkin’ boong calling me those words. I’m discriminated against daily, not being able to access whites only welfare, just like the boongs can. I am discriminated against, if I was a student at QUT and not being allowed to use boongs only computers. But, do you hear me whining about it? Well, yes, sort of, on here and other blogs, I do write about these offences against my good person, though I would like to think I do not whine. After… Read more »

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It’s climate change that’s responsible for the black ant plague! An ant tax is the only way to deal with it.

manfromOZ
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45,000 Australian people with a disability desperately need housing. These bludgers get a roof over their head immediately they get here and 80 % never pay taxes. We need sustainable immigration and MPs that are not gutless moral cowards that hide behind political correctness.