Can we really trust Indonesia or our Pacific neighbours? In 2017-18, the Australian Government will provide an estimated $70 million to Vanuatu and $357 million to Indonesia. Much more money is available for those who are tutored to say they fear global warming.

Those are just base amounts as regular cyclones attract far more dollars in aid and Vanuatu is equally administered by the French, therefore the Nivans refuse to say what the Franc contribution is!

Whatever it is, it is unaccounted for and is wasted on the tribe of white hating Nivans who offers the most public holidays at elections. Nivans are averse to work and the winning party gained government with a promise of an extra “Children’s Day” and a “No Smoking Day”. Then they get all of our holidays and all of the French holidays… no-one gets a chance to work and no-one cares as long as the aid largesse continues. It’s madness!    

Australian Foreign Minister, the Stick Insect, has personally apologised to her Indonesian counterpart, Dr Marty Natalegawa, for Australian ships having breached Indonesian territorial waters in asylum seeker operations. Hmmm, apologised. For bloody what? When will we stop apologising for defending our sovereign borders?

Joko was annoyed that his corrupt military wouldn't share the few lousy million in cash from Morrison to allow our Navy to return the illegal immigrant boats back to port. 

That was Abbott’s successful idea that saved us around another $15 billion a year.

PM Howard threw an extra $1 billion at their 2005 tsunami disaster. Yet the Indonesians boast the greatest number of billionaires in the world’s fourth most populous (and Islamic) country.

Coal is one commodity that has launched many of Indonesia’s rich blokes into billionaire status. It matters not that we compete with Indonesia for coal markets.

Since the year 2000 Indonesia’s corrupted economy has out performed all in south-east Asia and Oxfam reports that Indonesia's four richest men are now worth as much as its poorest 100 million who, on average, if they can get a job, earn less than $3 a day.

But on one humid morning in Indonesia, an Islamic Joko chimp swung down from its tree and decided in a light bulb moment, amidst wild applause from all the other monkeys, to execute everyone on death row.

Unfortunately executions have always involved mostly non-Joko monkeys from foreign jungles. You see, executing domestic chimps upsets local voting patterns, whereas foreign infidel monkeys aren’t able to vote and, according to the Islamic Jungle Book, have no right to be alive anyway.

Of course Indonesian Jihadist monkeys have special dispensation with some found guilty of making bombs that killed a hundred infidel monkeys walking free.

Joko chimps like to project an endearing herbivore image but their favourite pastime, when no one else is around, is to hunt down, kill and devour peace-loving, halal certified, infidel, Colobus monkeys from Australia. And Australia, whose pleas for leniency are always ignored, still never miss gifting them each and every dollar in foreign aid.

I don’t recall any assistance coming from Indonesia during Australia’s regular flood crises. Not even a “get better” card

The most envied Australian Government portfolio is Foreign Affairs. It must be lovely travelling the world in first class everything with a sack full of borrowed money to be chucked at everything that smiles at you.

                         "I wonder what the female equivalent of 'dickhead' is?"

Tanya Plibersek had the shadow portfolio until it was discovered she thought Africa was a country. Julia Gillard as PM really wanted Foreign Affairs but flew in Bob Carr as a reward for organising the numbers to oust Rudd, yet still she couldn’t help leaving a few million tip at every lunch she attended. And she would leave up to $500 million on the table if it was a women’s development function.

Oh well, now that Shorten and Turnbull have agreed not to carry on about our debt and deficit, it is never mentioned… these days there’s not a single question in QT… now gay marriage and gas is all the go. Bloody hell!

But fair dinkum, at the risk of spoiling the Stick Insect’s fun, our Foreign Aid levels need reform because it is now we who are the indigent nation, it is now we who can’t afford an RET crippled energy market, it is now we who must suffer the worst of damaging Green-GetUp ideology without a whimper.

It is we who look likely to have an “endearing” PM like Shorten who will spend us back to a union-administered stone age and it’s the gangrenous Greens who are flat out lying their way to a yes vote on gay marriage.

Inequality in Indonesia is reaching crisis levels yet no-one is suggesting marriage inequality should be addressed…. I wonder why.

We are now the poverty stricken nation that needs foreign aid from other far better-off nations, at least until we can get back on our feet,

… but with our leadership crisis, we’ll be flat on our arses for a long while yet.

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Bk – described as a fairy tale

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That’s a lovely thing to say Saddler!

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Irrelevant point rumpole.

Again, I make the claim that your assertions are incorrect. The evidence presented and your rebuttals prove that point overwhelmingly. I believe that the Wikipedia entries for both Butler and Murphy are correct. You have not provided any evidence to show the Wikipedia entries are incorrect, and supporting evidence to prove your assertion is correct.

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Isn’t it passed you bedtime MarkM.

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Disraeli, the issue currently at hand is whether this statement is true:

“Smedley Butler, a United States Marine Corps major general, the highest rank authorized at that time, and at the time of his death the most decorated Marine in U.S. history.”

It has nothing to do with whether I have a software application that can filter webpages or not.

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Or perhaps even a Category 1

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Strawman argument rumpole.

A persons’ beliefs have nothing to do with a military rank. Neither does your resume.

Again the statement of fact being asserted is “Smedley Butler, a United States Marine Corps major general, the highest rank authorized at that time, and at the time of his death the most decorated Marine in U.S. history.”

The operative words being ….”the most decorated Marine “…..

https://www.militaryfactory.com/ranks/index.asp

United States Army Ranks

United States Navy Ranks

United States Marine Ranks

United States Air Force Ranks

Coast Guard Ranks

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See, told ya….Category 3.

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I could say the same to you Mark M. I am still waiting to hear what is your claim to fame. As an exserviceman, as I have pointed out to you, I know the meaning of soldiering, you obviously don’t. A Marine is a soldier just as a serving sailor or airman is. All service personnel are and the most decorated American soldier in WW11 was Audie Murphy, not that it matters who held that honour, the point is that a jew hater is a jew hater is a jew hater whether they are a Major General with a lot… Read more »

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I see ‘puddin head’ is mouthing off again. Does he really think he can sink Japan and reduce the USA to ashes without North Korea being wiped off the face of the earth? Seems to be a run of real dickheads in charge of a lot of countries these days.

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rumpole, keep re-reading, keep at it until you understand what a Marine is. The operative words are “most decorated Marine” can you see the word “Marine”? Marine means in the water. Air Force means in the air. Army mean land based troops.

Land, sea and air. Do you understand those distinctions?

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Bottle, that is not at all hard to do with you.

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Mark M, I served for seven years in the Royal Navy (Fleet air arm) I know full well what a Marine is. All armed servicemen/women in wartime are classed as soldiers or troops, as are other active adventurers outside the armed services, such as soldiers of fortune, soldiers of Christ etc. I have also held a Queens Commission, so I think I am well qualified to know what I am talking about, What is your claim to fame?

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rumpole is old.

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