Those poor little feminist shrinking violets apparently have no part in extra marital funny games! Really? They hardly get a mention and are never the focus of the female-dominated Press scrums. Oh no, Press scrums only show interest in the bloke. 

Why are Canberra sheilas who target married men not to be blamed? And why should they always be believed when accusations of sexual harassment surface? Bloody hell the game has changed since I was a mad rooter!

Where was the Press scrum when Julia Gillard targeted married men who left their wives and kids? There was more interest in Craig Emerson who drank the contact lenses that Julia had left in a glass of water in her bathroom.

Where was the criticism when she targeted Bruce Wilson and others who dumped their wives and children?

Why kid ourselves? Women can play the sexually aggressive role better than men. If a sheila wants to bonk a bloke she will know exactly how to get there and the bloke will have very little or no defence.

Somehow wily females are able to get a bloke exactly where they want him… in a compromising position with no avenue of escape. 

And married men are a wonderful catch because women love to have it over other women. They revel in the competitive thought of, “how good am I?… I am clearly a better bonk because now he chooses to be with me and not her!”

I’ve had it done to me and I can tell you it doesn’t feel too good the next morning, but I’m only a bloke and blokes can never reasonably or successfully claim sexual harassment.

Back in my busy media days I had a female manager. I always made it clear that I didn’t play around with staff. She was attractive and very competent but she always stood closer to you than needed and changed in the office with the door open.

Anyway, she had booked me for a function in Perth that didn’t finish until around 1pm and we were late arriving so we went straight from the airport to the function. And eventually we both struggled back to the hotel in a cab, well and truly pissed.

She had always reserved separate rooms but on this occasion there was only one room. “Where’s your room”, I asked, and I got this convoluted response about all these conventions in town and there was a shortage of accommodation. “That’s crap”, I thought.

I slumped on the one king-sized bed and rolled a smoke thinking if I let this happen I am likely to lose an excellent manager. Then she returned from the bathroom in the world’s sexiest blue see-through negligee. “I’ll sleep well over on this side and you can take the other side, okay?”, she said.

Well, there was no way I was sleeping on the floor and after about five minutes some spidery fingers were exploring somewhere below my stomach, and the rest is history. 

To be honest she was magnificent and no red-blooded bloke could possibly have resisted. 

Fred Nile would have had no chance and the next morning the Pope would have been sitting on the other side of the confessional.

Anyway when we arrived back in Sydney things were different. She was more familiar and took more liberties. She was later into work and later back from lunch. 

I never told my wife about Perth and now my manager was turning up at my home on weekends for obscure reasons and was making friends with my wife and playing with my kids. This was not working.

And it didn’t work, within the month and after a few arguments we agreed to part company.

When I saw her a few weeks later she was managing/dating West Indies cricketer, Viv Richards, and I was still interviewing applicants for a new manager… blokes this time.

I was angry because I had just lost the best manager I ever had, but I never considered reparation or complaining to anyone, after all I was a bloody bloke!

This sort of female sexual predation goes on all the time and I’m sure a few blokes here on PP could cite an instance or two. But if the positions were reversed there could be serious penalties involved.

So all those middle-aged women crying foul on Barnaby Joyce sound a little hollow to me because we can never know the background to what, if anything, Ms Campion had in mind or had planned.

Male/female interaction is a delightful high-point in social life and to suggest the only predatory species is the male is false. And to suggest domestic violence is the sole domain of the male is also false.

Look, blokes are born to chase sheilas and sheilas run fast enough to escape or slow enough to be caught. And sometimes they will turn around and chase you!

I’m too old to care anymore but it would be nice if we could return to the old days without this butch, feminist anti-male bullshit,

…because they must know by now that a game of stinky finger can never equal the real thing!

                          [Sorry no pics, I forgot to take my camera.]  

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Ducktracy

All fake news, it is now understood that he was not a member of any group….but…he was taking mind altering drugs as in all previous school shootings.

AnnieMac
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AnnieMac

Campion knew exactly what she was doing, she is not a naive 17 year old.I think Barnaby is a broken man and personally think they are driving him to the edge.Ok, he has been unfaithful, but so have half the politicians in Canberra.Barnaby owned up, the hypocrites attacking him are not. Bill Shorten is going to watch his step as to where he goes next with his ‘wandering w%$$#ly’.Shorten is working hard to split the Coalition but it may come back to bite him…hope so.

dante
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dante

Multitasking. I bet a good PA could fill out her bosses diary while being porked..

dante
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dante

Who’d want to be a public servant now? Not allowed to bonk on the job. Or Politician for that matter. Which wife is going to trust her husband after a day at the office. Third degree every time they come home. Smell them for perfume and pussy smells.

dante
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dante

Chastity belts are high tech now. Made out of Kevlar. You can push them through the washing machine to get the sardine smell out of them.

dante
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dante

The feeling is mutual BK. On your bike you clown.

stringybark
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stringybark

Paid Israeli troll

JCM
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JCM

and hetro males wear a ram harness with marker dye, poofs just keep wearing chastity butt plugs

Neenee
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Neenee

Bring it on!

Ducktracy
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Ducktracy

Everytime the treason story gets going there is a train crash or a shooting…anything to distract

Neenee
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Neenee

One aggressive move by Turkey should be justification to roundup and intern all adherents of islam in USA, and Australia.

Pepperpete
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Pepperpete

It’ll be on for young and old in the mid-term elections. Trump better get moving if he want’s to sink the Dem’s ship before them..

mots
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mots

“BREAKING: CIA SET UP TRUMP WITH RUSSIAGATE BEFORE ELECTION. NEVER ANY EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION”

H. A. Goodman

Published on 15 Feb 2018
Former CIA Director John Brennan Testifies On Collusion With Russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqlSKAzD9BY

Ducktracy
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Ducktracy

RED ALERT! Evidence Mounts Florida Attacks Is A Giant False Flag
Jalen Martin, a student at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, calls into the show to give Alex Jones exclusive details to the tragic events that unfolded yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZh2Wm5CQA

craigh
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craigh

Oh, and what about the new Labor Senator from NSW. No advertising there, even got the other candidate to drop out!!! I fully support Barnaby too. Bugger the media and the computer bots aka Iain.

Hotrocks
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Hotrocks

billybigtits wears girl’s undies .

Hunter02
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Hunter02

I’ll be your second Bwana. Just call me – “fingers”….

Aust1
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Aust1

As soon as Melanoma opened his mouth, in the early stages of the Barnabyyyyyy crisis, supporting him. I thought, start packing your bags Barnabyyyyyy, its over, finished. The Turd is a Vile Mongrel Dog who’s life is based on knifing even his closest allies, to him Barnabyyyyyy is just another useful fool, while required. Read MalCums past corporate history, it is littered with useful fools, just like Barnabyyyyyy

Bwana
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Bwana

I wonder if I could get a job on the anti-naughty patrols.

Pepperpete
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Pepperpete

The Left back on the attack…. UK Express – ‘A very bad idea!’ Farage REVEALS fresh plot to stop Brexit by giving 16-year-olds a vote https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/919581/Brexit-news-UK-EU-Nigel-Farage-voting-age-European-Union

mots
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mots

Valentine’s FF Child Massacre in PEDO-Infested Broward Cty, FL: #QCONFIRMED
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Published on 15 Feb 2018
2/15: Once again, Q predictions prove accurate, as we witness another false-flag organized deep state ritual sacrifice of American children in one of the most PEDO-infested corrupt counties in the country. For years, Timothy Holmseth has been researching the links between the FBI, CIA, CPS and baby-sales, child-porn, and child-trafficking linked to Broward County, FL. And now 17 people are slaug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mFrHKKH2DA

Lookdeeper
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Lookdeeper

Campion getting pregnant says it all. She got what she wanted but never took into account the backlash once the news broke and how Joyce’s career would suffer. Shortly there will be no $416k job for him and divorce will eat into his assets so there won’t be that much left for her and her bub. I hope it is true love for them but time will tell, especially if there are financial woes.

Pepperpete
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Pepperpete

Yep, the Lefty orchestrated Adani opposition all part of the Chinese takeover of our resources. Ask Sam Dastyari where the protestors got the funding.

optimist
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optimist

Tanya Plibeseck is becoming a stand up comic by announcing that common sense should be used and that politicians know they can’t have affairs with their staff. Bill Shorten and Tony Burke should be asked if they agree with what she says.

Vanualevuviti
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Vanualevuviti

It’s all fixed no more rooting in Canberra. You will be required to undertake compulsory wanking classes at taxpayer expense – of course!

craigh
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craigh

And there won’t be one protester in sight once their master China has the green light.

craigh
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craigh

Bot Definition – The Tech Terms Computer Dictionary
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Feb 14, 2014 – A bot (short for “robot”) is an automated program that runs over the Internet. Some bots run automatically, while others only execute commands when they receive specific input. There are many different types of bots, but some common examples include web crawlers, chat room bots, and malicious bots.

Pepperpete
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Pepperpete

Am I the only one to suspect that we are missing something else while all the Barnaby stuff is occupying everyone 24/7? Seems to me Turnbull is stoking the fire a little too eagerly.

Matt12
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Matt12

Shorton is the pinup boy.

Pepperpete
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Pepperpete

Gita a Cat 4 cyclone heading toward New Caledonia and Soloman’s then likely to intensify as it tracks N/NE http://tropic.ssec.wisc.edu/real-time/austeast/storm/movies/MOV8-4.09P.GIF

Matt12
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Matt12

Who is volunteering to be nookie checker, LOL

cdlite
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cdlite

No sex please we’re Aussies. It was just Malcolm adopting the CARE principle…. Cover Arse Retain Employment. He didn’t really mean it and knows he cannot stop it.

MichaelMannix
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MichaelMannix

How did BJ get that black eye?

cdlite
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cdlite

It was just Malcolm adopting the CARE principle…. Cover Arse Retain Employment. He didn’t really mean it and knows he cannot stop it.

craigh
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craigh

And funded by the international terrorist Soros! How proud are you of that ‘Iain’ the computer bot.

blyth
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blyth

On a different subject . Is there any evidence of gays getting married in big numbers?After all the taxpayers put up $120 million to enable these people to make their activities legal ! In fact those who vote for and supported the ssm bill should be forced to make it legal ,or else why did we spend so much on so little.

craigh
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craigh

We don’t have sex, we’re British! Who would have thought Aussies would be so bloody stupid. Trial by the gutter media. Did you see Prue MacSween on 7 this morning? Asked if WWW was going to put a chip in the ministers penis! Plus a lot more like Dick Tracy etc. So funny at the PM’s expense.

craigh
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craigh

But he can still keep his boyfriend.

craigh
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craigh

Sure has been manipulated by WWW and his media hacks. All to take the spotlight off the 30 bad polls that was the excuse for deposing TA.

Ducktracy
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Ducktracy

obama stuffed the listing up when he put returned service people on it…lost total credibility

craigh
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craigh

A use for WWW at last! The biggest joker in the Lib party.

Matt12
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Matt12

Do they wear undies ?

BlackRoo
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BlackRoo

Trouble is DoS, these mass killers are on a death wish any way. They too would welcome your solution. They need to be convinced to top themselves before these acts.

mots
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mots

Spot on.

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stringybark

Use of the term fakestinians marks the poster as a kella shlomo troll.

stringybark
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stringybark

Of course Russia helps the people of Venezuela who are standing up for their national rights.

cinerama
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cinerama

turd the control freak

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