I forced myself to watch that South Australia forum last night where we saw the best of Labor, Liberal, and a little Greek bloke, strut their stuff. With a choice of one of those three it became clear why South Australia has been a basket case for as long as we can remember. Seventeen years of the Labor bloke with the blank eyes and he is still a chance? How the hell does that happen?
No pupils, so beware
Seventeen years of anything leads to tears and this lying little Penny Wong discard should be headed for Centrelink on Monday. But he has always been a chance because the non-performing Libs have won up to 57 per cent of the vote and have still been unable to govern due to a gerrymander that would have made Bjelke Petersen blush.
Throw another prawn on the barbie
But no gerrymander this time, so we will should see the end of the battery besotted, blank-eyed boofhead, despite the bookies having him an odds-on favourite, unless… well, unless the little Greek bloke, who calls himself a centrist, gets to decide who governs.
A sign of things to come?
The problem is that the little Greek bloke has, almost without exception, voted with Labor in the pig swill of the Federal Senate and that would mean the bloke with the blank eyes gets to govern for another disastrous term of global warming measures.
Emblematic Adelaide scene
There was this bloke in the audience going crook about the Government digging up dead people to make way for newly dead people. Hmmm, SA politics to the core! "We have to consider the economics of this" said the blank-eyed bloke. So I figured it was time to switch back to 'Deadliest Catch'.
My guess is that, against the odds, the dumb Liberal bloke will just scrape in this time and SA will remain a basket case for four more years when Labor will be returned to continue the weaving.
Wanker looking forward to another wanker
In Batman, and with remorse, I am sticking with the Greens to win, and lonely little ex-Slater & Gordon Adam Bandt will have someone to fondle members with in the Lower House. That will make two voices of Green irrelevance in Question Time.
Sorry about the pessimism but no person of any value will win in either election this time, so it’s best to sleep in and write a letter to the Electoral Commissioner saying that you didn’t get to vote because your dodgy alarm clock didn’t go off. I hear he is accepting that excuse this time around, and only for this election.
Instead of blowing up SA’s coal-fired power stations the Crows need a Guy Fawkes in North Terrace this Saturday.