Just as our fair dinkum athletes would be better served competing against open competition, our fair dinkum Aborigines would be better served back home looking after their delinquent kids. And the pretend Aborigines? Well, they would be better served smoking dope on the beach while they wait for the Gold Coast Centrelink office to open. 

My kids insisted on seeing the Commonwealth Games’ opening ceremony. Well, the “ceremony” appeared to be nothing more than a modernised, acid influenced version of a bloody corroboree! 

I needed to bite my tongue until it hurt because I never seek to influence my kids with my politics, and I’m told not one of my eleven kids reads my Blog, so I doubt I have had any political influence on them at all… which is okay by me. 

My older girls seem to have developed a decided verdant tinge and my boys are all sensibly conservative so I simply cannot have had a blanket leverage on their thinking, but I sometimes wish that I did have, because the girls appeared to have enjoyed that opening ceremony and they completely ignored the irony of fifty or so pretend Aboriginal Industry activists trying to disrupt it.

WTF were these activists complaining about? Was the opening ceremony a re-enactment of the arrival of James Cook? Was it a re-enactment of how we Europeans have developed a worthless island of internationally unwanted red dirt into a vibrant first world economy that could afford $35 billion a year to throw at Aboriginal demands? 

Don’t think so.

So when a bunch of pretend Aborigines, dressed up as North American Red Indians waving gum tree branches around, began dancing to the lilting strains of a dozen melodic didgeridoos, I headed outside for a much needed smoke.

And what the hell was an Aboriginal flag doing there? More irony! It’s a shame the Aboriginal Industry activists don’t adopt a regime of active push-ups, then we might see a medal or two hanging around their necks in a winners’ ceremony… 

I mean, it wouldn’t be all that hard to be competitive, 

…not too much opposition in the VB-guzzling, wife-bashing and petrol-sniffing events. 

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OT…I heard that a settlement of 1500 Sudanese is being made at Mooroopna.Mooroopna is already full of Aborigines…what a combination if it’s true. I wouldn’t like to live in Shepparton, just over the river.It has its own moslem ghetto.What are politicians trying to do to our country?Does anyone have any news on this?

Coventry
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Coventry

The Games’ Reconciliation Action Plan has a LOT to answer for … https://www.gc2018.com/rap

noucg
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noucg

Lamingtons will have to be banned now as they are RACIST and eaten by FASCIST white C..TS

noucg
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noucg

No doubt buttwad Beattie will get an Award and bonus and a Government job paying $400,000.00 a Year as thanks for him making the Games such a brilliant ”success” !

dante
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dante

Is that before or after you smash the marble coffee table? Abbott drinks too much from all accounts. Probably got the habit when he was a monk. PETA Credlin drinks too much too but can drink and drive and not get a ticket.

GlemSnotbrook
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GlemSnotbrook

It’s still a free country. That’s why we have the pleasure of witnessing the idiocy of BB and other FWs on this blog.

TonyH
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TonyH

Hahahaha!!! Terriffic.

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

Is that thing loaded Chopper or is it just you?

Bwana
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Bwana

Jesus Fucking Christ your a fucking idiot stinky. They have pills for mental retards like you now, nick a few from the meds cabinet and try ’em out. Might change you life.

Pablo
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Pablo

If you feel that way stringy….Go visit him…..

stringybark
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stringybark

Outvoted has neither knowledge nor manners. A sad upbringing by scummy parents.

stringybark
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stringybark

I’d trust him a lot more than Trump.

stringybark
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stringybark

They will disappear forever. No loose ends. Let’s hope they fare better than the pets.

.Pillowbiter
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.Pillowbiter

Remember when you could go to the milk bar and buy a ham and salad sanga or a four&twenty meat pie with sauce for lunch?

dem days is gone

now it kebabs (the meat looks like it’s been festering for the past six months) and falafels

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

Raspberry or Chocolate lamingtons?

pelican
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pelican

lol chris..you could be onto somrthing 🙂

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

New post

Elsa
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Elsa

Why does the US think it could be nuked and that is their paranoia of why NK has nukes

chrisk
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chrisk

pelican… I think LOOSEY will beat everyone to it, I just bet his nose is starting to bleed already from her kicking him in the arse for setting the 30poll bench-mark.

Bwana
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Bwana

Yup. His father and granfather pulled the same stunt. Get the aid and sanctions lifted, the back to business.

Elsa
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Elsa

This looks like a two stage front against Russia ,poisoning blame and chemical attack blame .

Elsa
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Elsa

How do the Russian go on battle alert when they are already in a war zone ?

myview
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myview

Turdbull and Kevin Rudd have this in common….. Egomania is also known as preoccupation with one’s self[1] and applies to someone who follows their own ungoverned impulses and is possessed by delusions of personal greatness and feels a lack of appreciation.[2] Someone suffering from this extreme egocentric focus is an egomaniac. The condition is psychologically abnormal.[1] The term egomania is often used by laypersons in a pejorative fashion to describe an individual who is intolerably self-centred. The clinical condition that most resembles the popular conception of egomania is narcissistic personality disorder.[3]

chrisk
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chrisk

victa… I can see you being bumped off Mudguard Mals FB Page if you keep that up hahahahaha

chrisk
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chrisk

Ballbreaker… Thumbs up to rosa she gets on to some very good articles and links.

pelican
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pelican

thanks bag 🙂

pelican
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pelican

has Trump walked in the Israeli Mousetrap and attacked Syria yet?..if he does..well its bye bye credibility forever

bagman
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bagman

your the man pelican

pclevel
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pclevel
pclevel
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pclevel

Good reading, Ballbreaker. So much so that I managed to post it on Turnbull’s FB page.

pelican
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pelican

Dutton never throws anyone out of the country..unless they are New Zealanders with a few tatts….

pelican
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pelican

lol troop..hilarious..just waiting for the dirt to really flow on the Turd..the man who signed his own demise at 30 losing polls..

Pablo
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Pablo

Was the little boy wearing red budgie smugglers and have big ears?

Pablo
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Pablo

To the Politicians and Media whom are Supporting the Terror infused Cult of Islam and it’s current invasion of Australia. They should think long and hard about what they are inflicting upon this Nation..History has shown us that Being a Do-gooder, will not save them when the local Imam when he knocks on their door and demands they recite the Pillars of the Qur’an, or their heads will be used as soccer balls at the local Islamic Primary school, but then it will be too late..This Cancer needs to be stopped and stopped soon…Just look at the examples both here… Read more »

chrisk
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chrisk

Great read , Thanks Ballbreaker for posting link.

DarthVader
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DarthVader

Hope Dutton will throw him and his family out of the country.

AKOFNQ
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AKOFNQ

That small boy is spot on

Pablo
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Pablo

Trump is apparently in the Process of delivering a message to Assad…..

81Alpha
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81Alpha

And some of that film footage is bullshit. You don’t send pregnant ewes, or ewes with lambs at foot for export, and some of those sheep are no breed of Australian sheep I’ve ever seen. I can cite you half a dozen cases of false footage used by animal activists, ranging from “Australian sheep mistreated in the Middle East” that turned out to be sheep from Egypt, through “Australian shearers mistreating their sheep” that was shot in a New Zealand shed to “a lamb badly cut at shearing time and dripping blood” that was made from foam rubber, and soaked… Read more »

rogerrabbit
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rogerrabbit

AHHHHH! NOW I understand why Russia could not have been responsible for the Novichok poisoning in the UK – they’d sold it all to the camel humpers a couple of weeks previously…..

81Alpha
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81Alpha

Angus, you know nothing about the sheep trade. The fierce militant Australian Meat Worker’s Union priced the Australian meat industry mostly out of existence several years ago, and the Middle East and Indonesia don’t have the refrigeration to export chilled carcasses.As for greedy farmers, we’ve been told for forty years that farming is a business, the same as any other, it’s up to you to maximize your returns, and if you can’t make a living, well get off the land and make way for someone who can.

Pablo
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Pablo

Yeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….:-)

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

The theft of intellectual property is the foundation for the emerging modern China. THE DONALD knows that and is going to do something that will slow it down.

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

A large proportion of those live sheep are onsold to Arab individuals who take them home in the trunk of their Chevy to slaughter at a convenient time in the time honored Moslem method.That is… after the grass has been well nipped the poor sheep has it’s throat slit whilst facing Mecca and it’s blood drained into their veggie patch. Refrigerated meat would not be that convenient or as useful in keeping the lawn trimmed.

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