There are a few more heads to chew off before this little insect is finished, she lives longer than male insects, while only the males can fly, and she spends six months as a nymph. Hmmm.

But she’s a cunning little insect because she is a known failure at anything other than doling out cash to people who ask for it or demand it.

She copped intense criticism as Liberal Party Shadow Treasurer for apparently having no interest in exposing the economic vandalism of Kevin Rudd and Wayne Swan. 

Despite her being a multi millionaire, due to her days at law firm Clayton Utz, she appears to have little interest in, or knowledge of, finance as she lasted only 56 days at Harvard Business School.

She objected loudly when told she had to go.

              WTF was her Mr Wonderful doing seated (albeit asleep) at the UN?

She competes with Gillard in the boyfriend stakes too and at 62, and in need of a good ironing, she boasts plenty of past partners. Both Liberal State Senator Ross Lightfoot and Lord Mayor of Perth Peter Nattrass felt their necks at risk before calling a halt to the relationship prior to her snaring Property developer David Panton.

The Foreign Affairs portfolio is bullet proof and sequestered from dangerously damaging domestic portfolios, but ability aside, as long as she can tell the difference between canapes and hors d'oeuvres and knows which side her bread is buttered she will not soil her Depends until after ScoMo falters or she can organise another assassination.

Don’t be fooled, she has made a lot of low friends in high places, and definitely has her Left eye on the top job. If successful she would also compete fairly with Gillard’s disastrous performances.

In the meantime she will be happy to flit around Perth in the social set of one of the safest seats going… but you can be certain the treacherous Stick Insect will return to the fray to chew off a few more heads post copulation.

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noucg

like in the U.S a black woman wanted to a run in Politics ,was TOLD she had to sign a Pledge ,agreeing that she supported Israel ,would say anything bad about jews or the holocaust etc ,if she signed it, they would give her all the help ,advertising and media publicity she needed to get in

HermanMelville
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HermanMelville

Lady Macbeth-Stickinsect and her beau “Horse Pantsoff” had been given permission by Lord Turdbull to go on a worldwide shagging and celebratory hosting trip prior to the leadership coup for services rendered, Poor Pantsoff looks like his been in the saddle all-night, as for Lady Stickinsect she brushes up OK, with a quick iron of her face she ready to go again.

Tosir
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Tosir

Is that a satanic symbol she is wearing or the Illuminati one ??

pclevel
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pclevel

I work in the Timor Sea and we have regular flyovers and contact with Coastwatch aircraft and Navy & customs patrol vessels. We’ve had a couple of illegal immigrant boats here a few years back. Had one with 110 grubs on board. Had nothing since.

blyth
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blyth

Could i suggest that the crux au Pair thing is that these young european women are here for a while then they will comply with their passports and return home when ordered. On the other side there are those who enter the country illegally,try to get around the migration rules , and , will eventually want to import members , and we know many will need welfare, housing schooling , income support , and oap pensions etc etc, This is just the lefty media trying to get at Peter Dutton, because of his stance on illegals,.

HappyExpat
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HappyExpat

Politicians get lots of flak but the real villains are the faceless army of public servants who, like the parasites they are, just live off the public teat in their unreal world called Canberra.

HappyExpat
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HappyExpat

God help us from the stupidity of public servants. Some nitwit, a “senior officer”, declared a young Italian girl to be “high risk” in denying her a tourist visa. Reason? She might have got work as a baby sitter. Now we all know baby sitting is a highly contentious and protected industry essential to the national well being and safety but I fail to see that the plans of a young Italian girl, or a French girl for that matter, warrants the undivided attention of a “senior” public servant. How on Earth do petty minded dickheads like this bloke ever… Read more »

PattayaPete
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PattayaPete

It might be a taxpayer monies wasting skank, after all, it’s not its money that it so wilfully frittered away on shithole countries trying to get a leg up into the UN or some other putrid international outfit, but at least it scrubbed up more than good enough to not embarrass the country like the new Foreign Minister will, that huge lardarse ex-Defence Minister who needs to have purchased for her two seats so she can park her lardarse on a plane, First Class or Business Class and all. But looks and lardarseness aside, Payne is incompetent, seriously incompetent, truly… Read more »

Petra
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Petra

What a disgusting lot they are. The bad ones are really bad and the good ones are guilty by association. Disband the Liberal party and let the real conservstives amongst them join with Cory.

ApplePie
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ApplePie

It was all about presentation. She was a reasonably presentable to front the world with the cheque book. Makes you wonder if Scomo appointed Payne to distance the world and save some money.

dante
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dante

Don’t worry people, we are spending $7b on a couple of drones to do this surveillance job. Cheaper to let a few slopes into the country every few months.

HappyExpat
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HappyExpat

The reason probably is that this boat arrived on a Sunday. Not Dutton’s fault, its the nuts behind the wheel that are responsible for carrying out his instructions.

Shylock
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Shylock

Auntie Jack?

HappyExpat
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HappyExpat

Well that’s the way of the world isn’t it. As more women have advanced to positions of authority the further we have sunk into the mire. Apart from the Queen and Margaret Thatcher tell me one woman who has made a difference for the better on the world stage.

HappyExpat
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HappyExpat

I see the Abos have something else to grizzle about. Some bloke called Rod Little (how’s that for a typical abo name) is grizzling about Tony Abbott’s appointment as special envoy.
No satisfying these grizzling pricks. They get more money per head spent on them than any other group and still after 40,000 years still have nothing to show for it.
If Tony was half smart he would toss in this job. It was an insult in the first place anyway.

Shylock
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Shylock

Men don’t have to ” leave children behind” the marxist family court forces them away. That’s the fact of the matter….unlike that old hag from the human rights area who abandoned her disabled child.

Vanualevuviti
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Vanualevuviti

Must have put the CV out and got knockbacks!.

MagillaGorilla
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MagillaGorilla

The LNP MP (MRS) Banks says she will resign before the next election because of bullying by a faction of the party . But she won’t say what faction !!!!!! Don’t dick around . Say what you mean or fuck off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alio
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alio

She met her match with Peta Credlin.

Rubyred
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Rubyred

That is telling you tigerpuss.

Fedup
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Fedup

The lady who made her name/fame as a lawyer representing the management of the ASBESTOS company delaying, for as long as possible, payments to sick/dying Australian workers. Couldn’t give a stuff about anyone but her own advantages. Surprised she didn’t do a Turdball and resign just so she could stand back and watch Scomo and the Libs flounder and be forced to a new general election before time.

eaglem
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eaglem

than the Lawyer of a woman scorned!

eaglem
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eaglem

She did a course at TAFE in plastering so she could learn how to apply her make-up. Yes in Perth she was known as the Nattras Mattress

eaglem
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eaglem

Well she now has some wrinkles in her career that need ironing out.

jackass99
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jackass99

Needs some ironing….Thats so true

jackass99
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jackass99

Wrong Billytea. I have cruised these waters for 15 years from Darwin to Cairns and there is coastal air survalence every day but only inside the reef in the shipping channels. These slopes would have come from outside the reef (the long way round) to avoid the aircraft. Anyways, they were all caught in the end so no big deal.

Billytea
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Billytea

There is no radar. We have a few patrol boats but they are a long way apart and mainly in the Timor Sea. There is no airborne surveillance.

farmerdoc
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farmerdoc

Stick Inset has always been after a permanent income as part of the corrupt UN. She supported US & UN against Syria where logistics for oil dominated the cause… Suria refused to back the US pipeline location. (Assad did not want his oil nuts held by US via Cheney/Haliburton ..so he backed Russia pipeline proposal) Now we have no idea who is the US actually backing (Turkey, ISIS, CIA, Syrian Rebels etc). Look to the simple logistics of getting oil to the world, out of Syria, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan etc,, which is what the Afghanistan tussle has all been about) without… Read more »

Pepperpete
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Pepperpete

Ha, ha she’d have to applyy lube by the bucket load to get a load.

Pepperpete
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Pepperpete

It snuck in under his radar during the week he was trying to fix the shit house Govt. Unfortunately, our border security first responder’s, the ‘Crock Force’ were on an RDO when the boat arrived.

GeorgeofMagpie
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GeorgeofMagpie

He was on this morning

GeoffRosan
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GeoffRosan

She was starry eyed when they both knifed Tony Abbott. She was lie a school girl. They didn’t look so amazed by their own self importance walking out of the party room last week. I enjoyed it immensely. They are both narcissists. Maladroit is probably still under the bed in a foetal position.

GeoffRosan
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GeoffRosan

Win, go into shows and find him in Overnights Michael McLaren.

TonyH
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TonyH

Miranda Divine going into meltdown over the removal of her blue eyed boy the Turd! In her mind and those of the luvvies Turd was off limits, but Abbott was free game to accuse, abuse and dump. Here she accuses Hastie of plotting against the Turd! https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/blogs/miranda-devine/miranda-live-im-no-plotter-says-andrew-hastie/news-story/967cd0a1d4592898f7a5b66e1828cd55

bonesone
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bonesone

She should have been canned ages ago! Can someone tell the baggage to just GO and never come back?

GeoffRosan
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GeoffRosan

If Karen Phelps wins Wentworth as an Independent, Morrison no longer has 76 seats. Kaput.

GeoffRosan
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GeoffRosan

Stick was very upset that she got only 11 votes in the leadership ballot last week and was apoplectic when she found out that the votes were co-ordinated to give the final round to Morrison against Dutton.

999
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999

As soon as Morrison gets slaughtered at the next election she’ll throw her hat in for leader in opposition. If she doesn’t get it, then she’ll call it a day.

pelican
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pelican

Pantsoff told the media she would win the ballot..so her objective was clear…she didnt even get past the first round…now she’s bitter and twisted…oh wait…more B and T