Another banana bender, Russ Hinze, was a close friend of mine and one of the filthiest, most evil, most atheistic blokes on the planet. But I liked him, and in his later years I trained his string of racehorses for him. None of his horses could run out of sight on a dark night but I told him lying stories beside his bed in Alamanda Private Hospital of emerging Melbourne Cup winners, because I knew he was rapidly dying.

To give you an idea of who and what sort of bloke Russ was: We were in New Zealand buying horses and were attending a racing function at a Wellington Hotel, James Cook, I think it was. Anyway the normally rancid cream of New Zealand society was there in all their fake finery talking shit as usual in groups.

One tallish middle-aged woman, in billowing floral chiffon and outlandish hat, was holding court for five or six blokes hanging on every word she uttered. She was spouting the normal Kiwi garbage when, without notice, Russ broke into the grouping and, in what I thought was a rather polite manner, asked her if she would suck his dick.

Well, the woman gave him a right cross Iron Mike would have been proud of (it certainly would have floored me). The loud guffaws of approval from the menfolk accompanied Russ who staggered into the foyer where he showed no lasting effect from the superb king hit. But knowing Russ, that was never going to be the end of it. And it wasn’t.  

After I bought him a beer and chastised him, again without notice he wandered back into the reception area and proceeded to piss all over the back of this woman’s dress. Initially she had no idea what was happening and only when she turned to see behind her did all hell break lose.

Police came from everywhere and it took five or six of them to literally throw Russ and me out on the footpath. I took him back to his hotel and returned to the James Cook to apologise to all concerned. My apologies on Russ’s behalf were not accepted, so to hell with it… they were only Kiwis.

Back in Australia, years later, I was sitting beside his bed in Alamanda holding his hand. His life was visibly draining away as I talked more bullshit to him about planning the Melbourne Cup for a horse that couldn’t win a maiden at Ipswich. I could tell he was dying.

As I left I turned and took my last look at him. He said words that still ring I my ears: “May God go with you Larry”, I stared at him and he looked away. I only lost a smidgeon of respect for him that morning, and he died that afternoon.

I am unable to believe in the supernatural no matter what the circumstances, despite having been raised strictly Christian. After I was told I only had weeks to live my sole concern was to get home to see the kids. Pray? I wouldn’t know how to start! Sad? No, my life has been a ripper. If I’m due to go, I’ll see ya later (well, I won’t actually will I?).

But I didn’t need any God to appreciate my little girl’s tears falling down her silken cheeks as she refused to leave the side of my chair. You cannot hide anything from her. She is the most intelligent, caring and talented person I have ever known.

She was massaging my feet when she said, “I was really hoping to have you walk me down the aisle one day Dad”, …and my mood slowly changed to anger.

Why are these people I have never met telling me I have only weeks to live. Who the fuck are they? What would they know about me or my family?

“Okay, so you proved us wrong”, said the oncologists as I returned a year later for yet another PET scan. “We don’t know what it is”, they said. “Well, I know what it is”, I said… “it’s a load of bullshit! I’m okay and I’ll let YOU know when I’m about fall off the perch. And I promise I’ll give up smoking only if you take the other lung out!

My golf handicap is slowly coming down, I’m still working, I am broke but getting kissed goodnight by two of my eleven beautiful kids every night with an accompanying “love you Dad” and that is worth more than Turnbull can ever throw at a very healthy Barrier Reef, 

… and I bet you I will be walking my daughter down the aisle one day.

So I wonder if old Bill Hayden did the right thing when he found a God only nearing the end of his life. Is his call from God much stronger than his will to live? Was Russ’s God stronger than Russ?

If I had a God, I doubt he or she would miss me anyway. Only my beautiful family would miss me.

So as far as I am concerned, any supernatural being can go and get properly fornicated!

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ajjohnson

a beautiful bird, a hot blonde, Bach…all proof of God

BillBates2
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BillBates2

Dizzie I think we both think May is a liability. I am flabbergasted that Britain could elect such a useless person. I am equally flabbergasted that so many could have voted for Corbyn. These are tough times. Too tough for me!

ApplePie
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ApplePie

ML. With the salaries they are on would probably have enough to buy it. It would be a surefire bet to fail. Haven’t watched anything on it since Sky started bringing truth to the regions.

ApplePie
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ApplePie

It appears to me that she was totally ineffective one way or the other and the staff ran their own show.

pelican
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pelican

lol

Shylock
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Shylock

What washing powder brightens colours but doesn’t wash out whites.

Matt12
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Matt12

Got ten votes, not counting her own.

MichelLasouris
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MichelLasouris

As someone said, let’s sell the ABC to the Employees. Two things might happen; they might just get a dose of realism, …or else they’d lose the lot and go broke..Good move!

manfromOZ
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manfromOZ

China had the right idea to control population.

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

No worries Hunter. We do.

1946Hunter
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1946Hunter

Suck it up Shadow lol.

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

Our domestic Miele beats the Dyson any day.
Very quiet as well.

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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oldskankhidinginTheShadow

It just sucks and makes far too much noise.
Pathetic engineering.

MichelLasouris
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MichelLasouris

Why do people like Guthrie HAVE to say SOMETHING however meaningless and trite? I wish those in ‘authority” would just STFU. I only want to hear IMPORTANT stuff from them , NOT this meaningless “stream, of consciousness” they dribble on about. WHAT”S the matter with these morons? Don’t they realise just how Irrelevant they are to our lives?

Shylock
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Shylock

Well john fein came out against her….so she must have some virtues

Shylock
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Shylock

Homeless and unemployed Aussies can’t afford them.

CSB
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People who are raised in a “strict’ religious environment suffer from the same blindness as those who put, Doctors, to high up the tree. Both Priests and Doctors hate to be wrong and they will wreak havoc rather than admit it. It took a number of years for Doctors to accept the idea that the washing of hands between the mortuary and the delivery room would halve infant mortality. And it will probably take many more years for the Pagan Church to accept that Priests should be married men. Then there is the monkey theory of origins and the climate… Read more »

pelican
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pelican

yep and interesitng

pelican
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pelican

lol nouc

noucg
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noucg

typical jew ,liar ,schemer ,thief ,cheat [how long have you got ?]……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

noucg
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noucg

jews have masses of useful idiots supporting them ,including Dumb Christians who can comprehend the reality that they are anti christ and hate him .wake up

noucg
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noucg

they should sack a whole lot more of them ,bugger all worth watching on ABC ,where does the money go then ? on inflated pay packets for the homos club

noucg
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noucg

Brainwashing the Goyim into how ”they want them to think ” ,all their BS Movies always hinting how they are always the victims ,with the spurious movies of WW2 ,promoting sympathy for the ”poor ” jews and that ”awful” Hitler guy, we never hear the end of and features nearly once a week on some cooked up BS Documentary on SBS or MSN,funny how we never hear about commies like Stalin ,Mao ,Polpot who murdered countless Millions of their own people ,maybe because the jews invented communism and dont want the Goys to ever know that

noucg
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noucg

Why the Movies that come out of there are shockingly bad ,like recent Predator Movie ,their only concern is making $$$$ not Movies ,the same as the others and the one with Adrian Brody [jew] terrible

FieldingM
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FieldingM

The Left are in full blown meltdown because they know these judicial appointments will prove to be the Don’s most significant achievements.

Pablo
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Pablo

new post

pelican
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pelican

no worries WAP 🙂

pelican
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pelican

Homosexuals (males and females) once operated outside the insane and punitive strictures of the jew created and imposed marriage law act.(much like the Mabo land rights rfraud, and most other laws)…they were free to pursue whatever relationships they wanted..and not have to hand the jews their cash to decide what assets belong to whoever,if partnerships broke up…under the guise of marriage equality, the brilliant homosexual crowd voted to enslave themselves to the jew masters…note the jews were never mentioned during the campaign as the masterminds..but the biggest cheerleader was the Jewish PM..now you know why…there is now a whole lot… Read more »

Pablo
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Pablo

troop…..Same job = Same pay….Best qualified gets job….Simple,.No Quota’s, No Tokens .= Australia wins…..It’s not rocket science, but still they persist in pissing in the pickles and dishing up their PC crap and expect us to take it…..but my humble little opinion has had a gutfull of it…….

JoeBradshaw
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JoeBradshaw

So far 98% reckon her sacking won’t improve the disgusting bias

chrisk
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chrisk

Winston,,, Afraid Lekemba is already there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCEAQs6eURo

pelican
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pelican

Diversity – equals White Genocide…..Tolerance = White genocide…..racism = White Genocide…anti-semitism = White Genocide….feminism = white genocide…….

pelican
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pelican

islam – judeaism for dummies (and the unwashed)

pelican
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pelican

Her pantsoff boytoy declared she’d win the PM ship…didnt even make it past the first round…delusional

oldskankhidinginTheShadow
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I await the new appointment with much interest.

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