What a weird dream I had last night. I was in some kind of parallel universe where the PM and all his Ministers seemed to have developed common sense – and cojones.

I was back in Gove at some kind of official ceremony. Ken Wyatt, The Minister for Indigenous Australians was sitting next to me and Galarrwuy Yunupingu was giving a speech about how sick he was of our Constitution.

Instead of sitting there meekly copping all of this, Ken Wyatt was visibly shaking and turning purple.

When Galarrwuy started telling everyone how he was going to throw the Constitution into the ocean, Wyatt jumped up and stormed out, almost knocking over the podium in the process.

A short time later, several armed police showed up – handcuffed Galarrwuy– and wheeled him into the back of a police van telling everyone that they were acting on the orders of the Prime Minister.

The press immediately went berserk and Twitter exploded with outrage. Throngs of activists were howling for Morrison’s resignation. The Prime Minister was due to appear on Q and A that night and things were tense.

Appearing calm on the ABC, the Prime Minister offered to take questions right off the bat. The first person to speak was a typical Aussie transgender dwarf from Somalia.

“Why have you committed this outrage!” zee demanded.
“Because I felt like it” replied Morrison calmly.

“But you can’t F@#K P*SS, SH%T, do that,” screamed a Chinese Tasmanian with a particularly bad case of Tourette’s Syndrome.

“Really?” asked Morrison, cool as a cucumber. “What’s to stop me?”

“IT’S… IT’S… IT’S UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!” Thundered the dwarf and the whole crowd erupted with screams of “WHAT ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION” and “HOW DARE YOU!!!!”

“Ahh,” said the PM slowly, once the crowd had calmed down enough for him to be heard, “but the Yolngu people’s copy of the Constitution was last seen a couple of miles off the coast of Vanuatu. It doesn’t seem like they have much use for it.

Also, I wanted to announce that while we are at it, we will be building a giant Nike factory in Arnhem Land and forcing indigenous children to work there.

At this point the crowd rushed screaming at Morrison who had to be rescued from the studio by armed riot police.

Suddenly, the dream switched, and it was later. I’m not sure, but it felt like about a week later and Scott Morrison was at the airport, on a stairwell leading up to a jumbo jet with his wife.

The cameras were on him and he was speaking calmly and clearly though he seemed to have a bit of a smirk on his face.

“After all the protests and the violence of the last week, I have decided to give in and allow the Yolngu people to once more have the full protection of the Australian Constitution as they have been demanding.”

To all the activists who have forced me to back down, I would like to say that I am deeply sorry for all the fear and resentment I have caused, and I promise never again to try to take away the constitutional rights of the Aboriginal people.

I will now be flying off to play golf for a week in Florida as a guest of my new best friend, Donald Trump, and I look forward to resuming work on my return.”

Morrison then turned and began walking up the staircase. Unfortunately for him however, he had left his microphone on so the crowd could clearly hear him sniggering and muttering something that sounded a lot like “Mission accomplished.”

As he reached the top of the stairs, a space alien came out, smoking a huge cigar. The clouds of smoke he was blowing out of his butt wafted up and set off the smoke alarms which erupted with a hideous shrill beeping.

That sound filled me with a horrible foreboding. I’d heard it before. Something bad was about to happen. It sounded just like – my alarm clock. Goddammit! I was having such a lovely dream. Doh!

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Gawd, if the Poms are playing so badly maybe the Scots could win a cricket.

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It’s a bloody rock! Been there for billions of years, so what? So has the rest of Earth.

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🌏 … NEW ARTICLE … 🌏

by Adrian Cheok …

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Clint Eastwood🇺🇸

A web archive of the #daytonshooter’s Twitter Account that has been deleted by those who don’t want you to know he was #Antifa or a supporter of
@ewarren
.. #Qanon #daytonshooting #DaytonOhioShooting (link: http://web.archive.org/web/20190805000947/https://twitter.com/iamthespookster) web.archive.org/web/2019080500…

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John Brennan still has his security clearance

Now new reports are saying that Peter Srzok was also never stripped of his security clearance – insiders report seeing him in the FBI headquarters regularly

Both men attempted to subvert our democracy

What’s going on?

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1158412659286405120

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Why Democrats Own El Paso By Christopher Paslay Mark Twain once said, “The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter — ‘tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.” Donald Trump is a nationalist who supports all things American, and has admitted as much. What he is not is a white nationalist — a detail that, like a decimal point, seems minor on the surface yet really is the difference between a lightning bug and lightning. Yet Democrats and the hard left continue to play with lightning, incessantly labeling Trump… Read more »

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BEWARE of this mob. They are THE WW arbiters of fake outrage and blackmailing to silence anyone, ANYONE who is not to their narrow socialist and dangerous leftist ways. Sloppy …very sloppy blackmailing giants who also must hide in their ANONymity. https://twitter.com/slpng_giants The pinned posts shows what they want their little keyboard soldiers to do against Breitbart and any advertisers. The current topic is all about silencing anything 8chan through the same intimidation and cowardly keyboard terrorism. This must have happened to many and it could just as easily happen to YOU and me. Who are these slurping sloppy giants… Read more »

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El Paso Shooter’s Father Was a Therapist Tied to John of God The two mass-shooters from this past weekend are being grossly misrepresented by the Fake News to push an anti-Trump agenda, in tones that can only be described as incitement to civil war. The press has lied to us so much over the past few years that there is no reason to believe anything they’re reporting about these mass-shooting events, especially with so many details coming out that contradict the scripted narrative that “white supremacy” is the greatest threat to the US. Dozens of Antifa members following and followed… Read more »

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Aussies win 6 wickets to Lyon

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Closing of Ayers Rock is nigh,
And no more can be accessed on high,
But for a six pack of booze,
Of a brand that they choose,
The abos will turn a blind eye.

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‘Sleepwalking’ over China began with Obama

Sky News contributor Stephen Conroy says “sleepwalking” over China’s activity for the last four or five years started with former United States president Barack Obama.

Speaking to Peta Credlin, the former communications minister said Mr Obama’s second term was a time when the US was “in disarray” with its foreign policy so the current concerns over China “can’t be put on Trump’s door”.

https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6068139587001

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Poms crumbling 6 down now. Will need some rapid climate change to save their arses now. correction 7 down

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Trump suggests tying gun measures to immigration after shooting that targeted immigrants.
Americans don’t get irony. 🙄

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“I agree with Zali”

Jason Falinski ‘Modern’ Liberal member for Mackellar
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Excellent article Harry. Absolutely. Loved it. Like gleefully rubbing the noses of the Quisling elite & the other assorted Anti-Australian (useful idiot) Mutts in their own puddles of pee & excrement.

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Out of the news cycle, and fades from memory…

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DAMAGING THE YOUNG. The Left are damaging the young on many fronts … How many are deeply confused about their gender ? What it is to be a man ? Or woman ? The insecurity of not knowing if the world will even continue, because of Climate Change … Broken marriages because mummy became a Feminist and trampled daddy into the dirt … Or became a lesbian … Having to cope with two gay parents or two lesbian parents … Mummy, why don’t I have a daddy like my friends do ? The inability to get a job because of… Read more »

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One of my sisters sent a letter to Alan Joyce, including the wrapper of the “chicken sandwich” which contained approx 50 additives 5cms of fine print, anda was a labelled “fresh home prepared….made in Australia from local and imported materials” and informed him how vile the “product was, and I thought it a disgrace.

Got an email reply and later a phone call that Mr Joyce was taking the matter up with their zcatering partners, and would I accept an extra 20,000 frequent flyer points blaha blah…

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Hank Williams Jr. & Bama Band – LIVE 1981 – I Saw The Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppLOTkVpUWU

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The Green New Deal: Poverty for Everyone! by Eric Rozenman August 5, 2019 at 4:00 am https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/14665/green-new-deal-poverty “The interesting thing about the Green New Deal… is it wasn’t originally a climate thing at all… Because we really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing.” — Saikat Chakrabarti, the outgoing chief of staff for freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) Chakrabarti seems to have deduced two things. First, he saw a glass largely full and still filling but for some still empty, and concluded he must first shatter the glass. After that, he apparently failed to consider that the dystopian streets of… Read more »

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Today somebody here said the American’s 2nd amendment was about defending themselves against the English during the revolutionary period. Wrong. As the name implies, the 2nd amendment was part of their new Constitution. As the framers of the Constitution were the men – yes men! – who successfully fought the British to establish their independence they were determined to make sure their descendants could equally fight tyranny. Hence the 2nd amendment. And that’s why Americans will never submit to gun laws. Now I accept that the architects of the Constitution never envisioned the firepower of future weapons. Nevertheless they did… Read more »

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Its an amazing feat of social engineering to morph ‘global warming’ into ‘climate change'(weather) and still scare the shit out of kids and low IQ’s that the worlds ending. Media still lap it up and politicians still pump billions of taxpayer dollars into it. Can only laugh. I have to admit my faith in humanity has taken a beating over the past few yrs though.

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The Hollyweird lefty mob are all for taking away guns from responsible people but never a word about their stock-in-trade over the top violent movies/tv shows which have been ‘DIY programs for killers’.