Friday, December 13, 2019

NO RE-ELECTION FOR UNCLE KEV… he doesn’t pass the sniff test

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Kevin Rudd has almost no chance of re-election. His star has fallen in the same way it did before and Aussies recall uncomfortable memories of the shallow person without substance who they were once, and are now again, embarrassed to call their Prime Minister.

IS YOUR CHILD’S LIFE WORTH ONLY FOUR YEARS?

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Talk to the average cop on Saturday night duty, like I did, and he will explain that alcohol is behind the murderous violence on our streets.

RUDD’S RELEVANCE DEPRIVATION SYNDROME

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I am neither a Twitterer nor a Face Booker. Can't see the point. Don't have the time. Not really interested. Unlike the Kruddster who, having just rolled out his latest manifesto which he boldly calls "My Harvard Report", is flat out twittering about it on his Iphone. Or is that iPhone? No matter.

RUDD GOT WHAT HE WANTED

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Rudd wanted SBY to tell him Australia was defenceless against the will of Indonesia and its people smugglers. He wanted to be told our defence forces should not attempt to defend our borders. He got what he wanted and at the cost of a simple rebuff to Abbott.

SWAN DIVE A POLITICALLY COSTLY BELLY FLOP

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What Swan really said in his clearly uncomfortable Press conference today was that the time available to him to further cook the books had lapsed.

DOWN AND OUT IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA

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If you travel around 1100k north from Adelaide you will find a dotted line that separates SA from NT. Rub it out. Then travel another 200k north and declare Alice Springs the new Capital of SANT. Shift every Tasmanian to SANT and repopulate Tasmania with endangered species including Kevin Rudd who is still searching for a meaningful role as a leader of something. Pobblebonk frogs will do.

NO CHOICE NOW… the Gillard experiment is dead

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A 'strong feisty woman' struggled out of bed this morning knowing her hours were numbered. A 'misogynist man' leapt from the doona into a new dawn.

WHO SAID THAT?

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Personally I'm agnostic on same sex marriage. I understand the arguments on both sides. On the basis of fairness I believe everyone should enjoy equal rights, so I can only support same sex marriage. But the issue of marriage is a little more complex - and deeply personal.

A JUDICIAL INQUIRY… why not Ms Gillard?

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It would answer public disquiet over the massive fraud that you were responsible for. Latest polls suggest the majority of Aussies believe you are either hiding something or lying. So why not?

BURYING LIFE

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Of all the anti-carbon policies supposedly improving our climate, carbon capture and burial is probably the worst.

ONE MAN’S BOAT TRIP TO OZ

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Esmail is a 22yo Iranian man. His family of four is considered middle class. His father, who works as an engineer for an Iranian oil company, decided to move his family to Australia but first Esmail had to get there using the services of an Indonesian people smuggler. This is how Esmail did it.

SPIN IS IN THE EYE OF THE SPINSTER

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At about 4pm yesterday Tony Abbott took a call from Victorian Premier, Ted Baillieu. He walked 10 paces away and was told that his (Ted's) problem was insoluble.

WHEREVER RUDD WENT HE LEFT A BLOODY TRAIL

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While an obnoxious Christine Milne and a snarling Richard Marles unite in blaming Abbott for their own transgressions there remains a PNG lesson to be learnt for all.

THE DEVOLUTION OF DARWIN PART ONE

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In 1974, Darwin was devastated by Cyclone Tracy. Australians – and in fact the World – witnessed a massive rebuild presided over by the...

HAS OBAMA BEEN PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE?

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"The naïveté of President Obama in his deal with China on carbon emission reductions is jaw dropping. He has been played the fool by...

UNCLE JOE BIDEN TO FILL THE HILLARY HOLE

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There is only one way for Hillary Clinton to improve her polling and that’s to stay in bed. She now has no chance to...

VIRTUAL KISSES NOT RIGHT UNLESS THEY ARE LEFT

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Scorching hot “Skin job” Rachel. She was one of the robots in Ridley Scott’s epic movie Blade Runner. Pickering...

DON’T BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAS JUST YET

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A very hard working lady friend of mine cleans hotel rooms for a living and had asked to excuse herself from cleaning rooms that had been occupied by male homosexuals. The hotel had acceded to her request as the rooms were unbearably disgusting. Fecal matter was strewn from the bath tub to chairs and walls and the bedding was discarded rather than washed.

70,000 VISA OVERSTAYS CLAIM RACISM

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An estimated 70,000 people who have overstayed their visas are virtually impossible to locate because of stretched resources according to the AFP. The number has dramatically increased from a reported 62,000 five years ago.

GILLARD’S POOR JUDGMENT WAS ALWAYS HER ACHILLES HEEL

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Ms Gillard, have you, or your Office, been in contact with Bruce Wilson?”

“Not that I’m aware of”, was Gillard’s reply.

Interpreted from polispeak to an honest answer, her reply was, “Yes, I texted Bruce to see if our deal still held good, but not from my own phone.”

Where are you Jeff Sessions, you little rat?

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This mad little evangelistic gnome accepted President Trump’s appointment to the highest law office in the land as Attorney General and then Sessions promptly...
Larry Pickering

LARRY PICKERING – GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Today is a bittersweet anniversary for us here at the Pickering Post. One year ago, we lost our founder and mentor, Larry...

HOWZAT WORK?

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Perhaps you cricket tragics can explain this to me: Law 42.3; Players are barred from rubbing the ball on the ground or “interfering with its...

THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF ANTARCTICA

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Have a look at the joint! No, seriously, have a good look around the place, is there anything nice going on? We currently have the greatest potential for world-wide conflict since WWII and right now we are sitting on a time bomb.

“I WANT CERTAINTY”;… certainty for Gillard that is

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And if just once you could believe what Gillard says, again this isn't the time. There were three reasons why Gillard locked herself into September 14, and let's remember she has locked herself into many things before including a surplus.

BANKS SET TRAPS FOR YOU AND THE GOVT

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Six years of Rudd, Gillard, Rudd left Australia with its pants down around its knees, in deep debt, with a bare cupboard, China in decline and a sense of hopelessness. This coming budget will make no attempt to even begin to address this Labor induced disaster because an election will be held soon after and the Libs will refuse to give Shorten a dozen free kicks. This is a classic Turnbull stuff-up.

DROP A HANDFUL OF FREE MEN ON A ROCK (and watch it blossom)

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Trolling the Lefty trolls After posting the above on social media to smoke out Lib trolls targeting my work,...

GILLARD’S DREAMS WILL BECOME THE NIGHTMARES OF OTHERS

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The world we would all like is sometimes unachievable and it takes maturity to accept that.

OOOH SHIT! WE JUST REALISED A PLEBISCITE WILL ALLOW FOR FREE SPEECH!

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So how come a majority voted for it? Well, we thought the gay community might act honestly, but no chance of that! And now the gays themselves have worked out that they are in a tiny minority with no chance of achieving their dishonest ambition to scrap the Marriage Act for everyone except those of neutral, same, binary, confused, or in the process of confused, gender.

‘Flannery Syndrome’ – a disease for the deluded.

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Having read all about a woman in Melbourne today with a terrible disease called Munchausen's Syndrome - which means she faked having cancer to...

A REPUBLICAN DICKHEAD RIGHT AT HOME IN OUR MIDST

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He looked quite at home in our Parliament House and he would be even more at home in the office of Director of ASIO....

NOT MY DAD’S PET SUBJECT

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Last night for homework we had to do a short essay on our pets. I was very proud of my story even tho' it was a bit sad. This was my essay:

NOT JUST OUR JUDGES

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A gang of five black UK Somalian women who had been drinking bashed a young woman to the ground and repeatedly kicked her in...

BOB KERNOHAN… damaged but undiminished

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To the thousands who sent Xmas cards and gifts to Bob: Never, ever underestimate the good you have done.

OOOH! LOOK WHAT WE FOUND UNDER THIS BURKA!

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Bashar al-Assad’s Syrian forces have captured an al-Qaeda operative dressed as a woman. Complete with burka, makeup and lipstick. Earlier this year, many Arabic-language Internet...

What Blewitt Has On Gillard Is Big

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Whistleblower Ralph Blewitt is safely in the arms of The Australian newspaper while he awaits an assurance of indemnity from prosecution by police.

HAVE WE JUST REACHED PEAK STUPID?

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Is it just me or is anyone else feeling it too? You know how it feels sometimes when you are on the beach and the tide just keeps on coming and coming until it feels like it will never stop.

CLIVE TAKES A LEGAL DIVE

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Clive Palmer has lost his court battle with Nationwide News over the Hedley Thomas articles in "The Australian" with Justice Boddice throwing out Clive’s...

FAKE NEWS MEDIA TRUMPED AGAIN

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ScoMo and Trump trap Media at ‘100 years of mateship’ There have only been two official State...

DRAGGING MOHAMMED TO THE MOUNTAIN

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For thousands of years people have studied the Bible and argued over whether or not it contains the truth. Although parts of it do require a leap of faith, I have to say, it has stood up pretty well and no-one has been able to prove conclusively whether it is true or not. At the end of the day, it comes down to the individual, you either believe it or you don't.

How To Save Australia!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMAe-clrdoQ Stefan Molyneux, Host of Freedomain, takes you on a journey across the political hellscape of Australia,...

20 WAYS TO STOP ISLAMOPHOBIA

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Charter for Compassion International have recently released a guidebook on Islamophobia. After reviewing it, we can honestly say we had no idea it was such a problem. This document gives lots of helpful ways for non-Muslims to reduce Islamophobia.

LABOR SHOULD CHILL UNTIL STEGGALL’S WARRINGAH HAS WIND FARMS

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New MP Zali Steggall is a global-warming crusader, yet drives an SUV and hasn’t bothered to put solar panels on her roof.

Bob’s Xmas cards:

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Thousands and I can't possibly get through them all. I have told Bob I will courier them all to him on 30th Nov. So please make that the cut-off date. Brilliant!! Thanks heaps on behalf of Bob... he was over the moon when I told him. Bob's Xmas is now likely to be better than Julia's. Unbelievable! Thanks again. Absolute ripper!

Poorest Pay For Power Policy Failures

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Once again Julia Gillard has adopted spin over substance, this time over power bills.
When I say 'spin', I'm trying very hard to be charitable. I really mean BS.

PALESTINIANS TURN ON HAMAS

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A dead three year-old girl, bloodied and limp, is rushed to a school yard and laid on her back. Dead adults are also dragged to the school, leaving trails of blood on the asphalt while Aljazeera cameras whirl.

THE GUILTY ARE THE MEDIA

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Last week, after receiving reliable information that the prominent Labor Party figure accused of rape was none other than Bill Shorten, I wrote the following:

TRUMP AND THE QUEEN: TWO PATRIOTS IN LOVE – WITH THEIR COUNTRIES.

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Aside from minor unpleasantness in 1776 and 1812, England and America have been fast friends. The Queen will keep it that way!  And here is why Her Majesty will ignore the self-appointed 'Elites' even...

The Gases of Life are NOT Pollutants

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Our atmosphere contains the four gases of life – nitrogen, oxygen, water vapour and carbon dioxide. Nitrogen is the most abundant gas-of-life in the atmosphere...

WHY ARMSTRONG WAS NEVER NAILED

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The 4 Corners drugs expose on seven-time winner of the Tour de France, Lance Armstrong, was tantalisingly incomplete.