BLUES MAROONED!

Every time I try to watch rugby league I doze off. Actually I couldn't give a stuff who wins what... I just like this...

Dear Ms Bishop (the one who has foreign affairs, not the helicopter one)

Can you please help me cos my Mum went next door to borrow a cup of sugar from the Farkhaeds and she hasn’t come back. And now Mr Farkhaed seems to have an extra wife... we definitely counted five yesterday.

THE DEMS GET DOWN AND DIRTY OVER THE MID-TERMS

The GOP might lose the House but as long as they win the Senate they have the advantage, long-term. Only the Senate nominates and confirms judges so for the next few generations the Supreme Court will adhere to the Constitution and not invent crazy new laws the Dems demand.

PLOTTING A HAPPY BEHEADING IN SYDNEY

There is no doubt that Australia is facing an embryonic insurgency, driven by Islamic beliefs. This unfortunate and disturbing truth was highlighted once again with the recent arrest of two teenagers who police allege were planning an imminent beheading in Sydney.

KILLING KEVIN part II

I scarcely know where to start with the 'Killing Season' Part II of the KRudd and Gillard fest. But even if the ABC was...

FROGS LEAP FROM SWAMP

Without a major terrorist event in the next two weeks Marine Le Pen cannot win the Presidency but she has already won the hearts of what were once socialist tadpoles across France.

TURNBULL NOW TERMINAL

His social experiment has failed on every front. His personality is toxic. He has urinated on every smidgen of what the Liberal Party once stood for. And those who have supported him should be the only attendees at his funeral, and in separate caskets.

I’M GETTING MY NEW HOUSE!

Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.  Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going...

ISLAMIC NAZISM

A really weird situation existed in England when mum was young. At that time, anyone who expressed concern about the Nazis was accused of being a violent rabble rouser and warmonger.

HOW RICHO & RIVKIN WERE SPRUNG

ASIC knew the proceeds from the Alpine Offset insurance scam were in Swiss Bank accounts but they couldn't prove it. Numbered accounts were impenetrable to access. Graham Richardson, Rene Rivkin and, Trevor Kennedy were safe. Until an incredible train of events occurred and, as usual, Rivkin had handled it woefully.

VICPOL CLOSES IN ON GILLARD

As a misogynistic nutjob I have always believed Gillard was safe from prosecution over the AWU fraud case because of an unusual facet to her many relationships: Not one has ended in vitriol.

JUNKETS FOR SKITTISH NAURUAN POLLIES

Restive Nauruan Members of Parliament have secretly been given all expenses paid Australian holidays in order to allay their stated fears of coping with thousands of asylum seekers.

The wisdom of the West

So, if sarin gas is found to have been used by the Syrian rebels (and it has) who then does Obama plan on bombing?...

Cease Tax-Funded Climate Tourism

For at least 21 years now, UN/IPCC has been ring-master to a troupe of thousands. They perform at massive annual conferences held in exotic...

I ALWAYS THOUGHT TURNBULL WAS A DICKHEAD

Everything Turnbull has done since the coup has been done in the pursuit of protecting his high poll figures. His latest thought bubble of allowing the States to collect income tax is not just ridiculous it is outrageous and brazenly designed to save spending his own political capital raising taxes prior to a DD election.

POISON PROPAGANDA

The environmental debate today is so corrupted by politics and propaganda that facts are too often distorted, and exaggeration of risk is commonplace.

TRAD, JONES APPEALS FAIL

 

Alan Jones has had better days.

Jones’ comments in 2005 about Lebanese Muslims, just days before the Cronulla riots, were found to have incited racial hatred. The finding has been the subject of appeal.

NOMINATIONS FOR TRIVIA and WORD PRIZE for 2016

I will try to get the prize (T shirt, bumper stickers and mug) out before Christmas but America, where we have a large following, may be a trifle difficult.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR BOTH

Australia has two men, whose only ambition is to be PM and nothing else, and they are starting to leave a sick taste in our mouths. Wherever Shorten moves, Turnbull shuffles into roughly the same safe, uncritical position, leaving an even greater chasm on the Right. And the Right now owns the future.

BAN THE BURQA

If we're going to have a debate about banning the burqa, a little honesty wouldn't go astray. A few days ago, a misleading article in the Sydney Morning Herald stated the burqa is a religious requirement. With that false proposition the reporter promptly marched off to a couple of constitutional lawyers seeking advice that a ban on the burqua would be 'unconstitutional' on 'religious grounds'.

AN EVENING WITH SOME PEOPLE WHO CARE

Come join me and some other more respectable people in raising money to defend Kirralie Smith from that unAustralian halal certifier, Mohamed El-Mouelhy. El-Mouelhy has been found to have transferred money from certifying our products to terrorist organisations.

TRUMP GAMES THE CROOKED SYSTEM

Donald Trump is miles ahead of the DC beltway and even further ahead of the Australian media who are crying doom and destruction over...

HAVE WE JUST REACHED PEAK STUPID?

Is it just me or is anyone else feeling it too? You know how it feels sometimes when you are on the beach and the tide just keeps on coming and coming until it feels like it will never stop.

POLL PUTS SHORTEN ON DEATH ROW

The Nielson/Fairfax poll normally tilts toward Labor but its savaging of Bill Shorten last week has the Fairfax scribes madly re-penning their predictions prior to the more reliable Newspoll.

I’LL RUN DOWN REGENT STREET NAKED WITH A SAUSAGE STUCK UP MY BUM IF...

"My halal sausages are in order. I am a woman of my word." She tweeted yesterday after the vertically challenged Labour Party Muslim, Sadiq Khan, won the powerful position of Mayor of London.

ENGLAND INVADED: ENGLISH POLICE ESCORT THE INVADERS

This is insane. This is my country. Take a bow all of our elites. On this video, we...

LITTLE JOHNNY PULLS A SWIFTY

The latest US figures available show suicide deaths by gun in 2010 were 19,392 compared to gun homicides of 11,078. In Australia the suicide rate by gun has dropped either marginally or not at all since Little Johnny took all our guns away but he fails to mention other means of suicide now used, including mainly hanging, and bungee jumping without rubber bands, have increased markedly. Other weapons such as knives have been increasingly replacing guns in homicide crimes.

Word and trivia champ for 2015

Nominations are called for the Word and Trivia champ for 2015, to be announce Friday, December 11. Nominations can be made in either word...

TRUMP STICKS IT UP NATO… and WTF was Obama doing there?

I like Trump because he doesn’t give a stuff if anyone likes him or not... he only likes America, and he sees that as...

THE TRUE STORY OF THE BOSS

Dress code of the Islamic Political Party (IAP): Muhammad (May You And All Your Male Relatives Be Exalted) and his political party preferred their gentle ladies to keep it chaste and innocent. The Party is particularly fond of all over body coverage which helps to repress the female sex, thereby preventing its male voters from getting woodies in public and preventing Muslim women from developing an identity outside the shackles of their husbands.

WHAT DRUGS IS GILLARD ON… I want some!

Government tax revenue has steadily risen over the past five years and is expected to reach $340 billion in the current financial year.

UN SEAT A PYRRHIC VICTORY

“Only $24 million... quite a modest amount”, so sayeth the man who keeps his used chewing gum in his coat pocket, Bob Carr. 

Dear Ms Roxon,

Hair shampoos, and particularly hair conditioners, make billions for chemical companies but they damage your hair causing dryness, lack of lustre and split ends. Your hair will look good for a day or two but it then reverts to a worse mess than it was before. Wanna know why?

Learning Islam

Last week was a great week for the Government's successful attempts to combat and contain violent Hindu extremism. Not a single violent incident involving...

Obama’s Leftist leftovers leak all over Trump

Many of them he cannot sack because he has no Administration yet... the Senate won’t ratify his appointments. The Hillary lovers still on his...

A PERSPECTIVE ON VLADIMIR PUTIN

For all of you going on about what a great tough guy Putin is, I suggest you stop and take a look at the man. Putin is ex-KGB and military. He is known to have associations with the Russian mob and has gone to great lengths to "remove from circulation" anyone he has considered a threat to his power in Russia.

DOWN AND OUT IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA

If you travel around 1100k north from Adelaide you will find a dotted line that separates SA from NT. Rub it out. Then travel another 200k north and declare Alice Springs the new Capital of SANT. Shift every Tasmanian to SANT and repopulate Tasmania with endangered species including Kevin Rudd who is still searching for a meaningful role as a leader of something. Pobblebonk frogs will do.

DFAT assisted in illegal Italian abductions

FOI material accessed by Pickering Post shows DFAT and its employees in the Italian Embassy were at best cognisant of, and at worst complicit in, the 2010 abduction of four Italian girls to Queensland, Australia. The mother of the four girls, Laura Garrett, is about to be charged with a criminal offence and is asking Australians for $10,000 to engage a "good Italian criminal Lawyer".

Is the Prime Minister a crook?

Julia Gillard’s latest makeover appears insufficient to cover her past.

FAIRFAX DYING IN AN IDEOLOGICAL DUNNY

Hostile takeover vultures are circling the corpse of Fairfax ensuring there is no sign of life before swooping in to safely digest the entrails of a once proud beast.

GILLARD LOSES GAME, SET AND…

Ever the grandstander, Slipper underscored the obvious and resigned. Except it wasn’t obvious to Gillard as she desperately distracted from Abbott’s motion by turning her empty guns on his “misogyny” once again.

BOB KERNOHAN… damaged but undiminished

To the thousands who sent Xmas cards and gifts to Bob: Never, ever underestimate the good you have done.

More Diggers Needlessly Die

What the hell are we doing in that backward, barbaric country anyway? It's worth noting that Australia, along with the US and 60 other countries, boycotted the 1980 Moscow Olympics. The reason? Russia had invaded Afghanistan. How times change. There remains only one constant: The death of one Aussie boy is not worth all the poppies in that cesspit of... a land. Spray every crop, leave them to their decadence and utilise drones to eradicate terrorist cells.

GILLARD SHOULD GO NOW

She should not have lasted this long. Her stonewalling of a weak and crippled Press is overt and purposeful. A Press of old would never have tolerated this.

EX-TV PERSON WITH THE OVERDOSE EYES WANTS TO ROLL TONY ABBOTT

Of course Mr James Mathison has his hand on it because his chances of success are somewhere between zero and zilch. But as with most ex-TV persons he is suffering from relevance deficit syndrome after six years out of the limelight... he believes he still has undiscovered appeal.

Flexible Greenhouse Accounting

The greenhouse regulators approve burning trees and plant trash in power stations because that recycles the life-supporting natural gases - water vapour and carbon...

OH, THANK YOU RAJENDRA

Sixty-one prominent Australians, including rugby union's David Pocock and Nobel Prize-winning scientist Peter Doherty, and Lefty public servant and Climate Change Authoritarian, Bernie Fraser, wrote a letter to the Sydney Morning Herald calling for a moratorium on coal exports, saying our coal contributes to global warming.

SITE PROBLEMS…

We apologise for the inconvenience but due to increased traffic we are moving to a larger server. It should be back to normal as...

SALVOS SACKED

[Exclusive] A Christmas Island resident has expressed disgust to The Pickering Post at how Salvation Army employees, supported by Iranian and Afghani interpreters, have been instructing arrivals on how to cheat the system.

JAYMES DIAZ: A good bloke, but the wrong bloke

When I won pre-selection for the Federal seat of Fraser there was no way I could have had policy blind spots. From TV debates to...