“Is that you Joe?”

“Yeah mate what’s up?”

“What stupid bastard let the cat out of the bag about my PPL?”

“Well, we did agree that it’s about as popular as a pork pie at a passover didn’t we, I mean …”

“Bloody hell mate, how in Jesus name are we gunna do a deal with those brain dead Senators if we tell ‘em we’ve already dumped the damned thing?”

“Shit! Hadn’t thought of that, Tone.”

“Never mind Joe, it’s probably best to tell the truth.”

“Christ almighty mate, why is that?”

“Because they’re convinced we always lie through our teeth."

"Clever, mate."