Thank you for your recent letter to The Immigration Department expressing your profound concern at the treatment of Islamic boat arrivals to our country. 

As a concerned and compassionate citizen, you will be pleased to know we are creating a new Immigration department called Welcome To Freedom (WTF).

This new and innovative program will, on a trial basis only, place disturbed Islamic immigrants in the homes of concerned citizens such as yourself for personal care. 

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation to your residence on Monday.

Mustafa Kamel is your nominated detainee and he is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. 

You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure the standard of care is commensurate with your recommendations.

Although Mustafa is one of many suspected of destroying detention centres, and prone to incendiary outbursts, we hope that your sensitivity to what you describe as “attitudinal setbacks” will assist him overcome these slight behavioural flaws. 

Mustafa is expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items out of reach unless, in your opinion, this may offend him. 

Your adopted Islamic activist is proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. 

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills while helping him adjust to life in our wonderful country.

Please be aware Mustafa will need to interact with you and your family members regularly on a sexual basis. We are including a handbook that explains how to comply while wearing a burkah.

(Mustafa does not usually insist that male members of your family wear a burkah.)

Remember to respect his religious belief that females and household pets are a form of property and have no right of sexual refusal. (His needs should only be momentary ones.) 

Mustafa may express some agitation if you fail to comply with the recommended dress code. But I'm sure over time you, and especially your constituents, will come to appreciate the anonymity you offer by wearing the burkah. 

This is all just part of, “respecting the culture and religious belief”, you have so eloquently described in your letter. 

Good luck and God bless your kindness.
Cordially, 
Peter Dutton
Immigration Department, Canberra, ACT

 

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So……..What was Sara’s REPLY????? Is it on U-Tube yet?????

Jagger65
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Jagger65

she may see that face on top of her one day……they don’t like pork but …are partial to buffalo and goats………oh and they have NO respect for womens rights….and love rumpy pumpy..

roasecafe
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I suppose if you’re SHY, or any Green member for that matter, any publicity is good publicity. Best we all stop paying her any attention and she, like Pauline Hansen the young, will self destruct.

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On another note, what is the story with the Brothers For Life mob? On Jan 18 this year Farhad Qaumi was arrested, he is reported to be a Iraqi National along with his brothers? How did they get here? Are they illegal immigrants? Refugees? When did they get here? Why aren’t their passports and citizenship revoked? Also we have so called Australians going to Egypt and Syria fighting with terrorists, where are they trained? You can’t just pick up a weapon and join any force you wish! Where are our so called Investigative Journalists in all this? Thats right the… Read more »

Crewmanss51
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Crewmanss51

SHY………karma is a bitch lets hope you go to heaven a virgin ,god knows you will !

Crewmanss51
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Crewmanss51

Morrison is a breath of fresh strong air …gotta love him he is getting the job done !

JudyKennedy
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JudyKennedy

SHY is a danger to this country she is only because Palmer gave her his preferences.

theos
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theos

Wonderful to see Morrison Treating his inquisiteurs with the contempt they deserve. Wonderful to see Carr losing it when his question was answered in a way that did not fit his expectations. and well as for SHYte well shy is best ignored and shyte hates that.

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The one thing I admire about Scott Morrison is his cool absolutely calm attitude to hostile questioners or interviewers. I’m sure he looks at each and everyone as an eight year old private school girl and then answers in respect to the age and gender afforded, whether it be Sarah 2 Dicks or Carr. (similar to imaging everyone is nude scenario, when giving public speeches) It simply infuriates them as their question is answered in the simplest way like explaining the birds and the bees. Terrific Scott, keep them angered, it shows them up as imbeciles.

theos
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theos

on second thoughts SHYte has no brain so the first option in the poll must be correct and not the third, goofed again.

JoBlow
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JoBlow

alpbc are flogging “World Hijab Day” complete with a clitorally adjusted and converted rag on there telling us all about it! Says the hijab “liberates” her! Jeeez!

JoBlow
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JoBlow

I liked it when the ALP arsehole called Morrison a liar! Shows the standard of conduct from the rabble.

JoBlow
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JoBlow

Who was the Chairperson in that Senate Inquiry?

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